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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #120 on: June 05, 2007, 02:14:25 PM »
Virtually so.
You say always so. ;)
i view that emoticon as the all knowing wink.

and i don't know what the hell you are talking about. ;)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #121 on: June 05, 2007, 02:14:49 PM »
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #122 on: June 05, 2007, 03:01:59 PM »
now that we have more girls on this site i thought that it might be interesting to teach all the scared boys how to get some snatch.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #123 on: June 05, 2007, 03:09:49 PM »
I'm not sure that I'd be interested in
the kind of play that he engages in.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #124 on: June 05, 2007, 03:26:14 PM »
don't care.  i'm not playing anymore.  i've been spurned.   :'( :'( :'(

You most certainly were not.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #125 on: June 05, 2007, 03:27:21 PM »
still suffering.   :'(

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #126 on: June 05, 2007, 03:33:25 PM »
Would it help if I said I was sorry?  :-[
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #127 on: June 05, 2007, 03:34:52 PM »
I KNEW it.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #128 on: June 05, 2007, 03:38:27 PM »
sorry for your part in keeping the truth hidden?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #129 on: June 05, 2007, 03:47:36 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #131 on: June 05, 2007, 03:51:12 PM »
Oh.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #132 on: June 05, 2007, 03:59:38 PM »
Virtually so.
You say always so. ;)
i view that emoticon as the all knowing wink.

and i don't know what the hell you are talking about. ;)
Do You ever know what I am talking about. ;)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #133 on: June 06, 2007, 12:56:36 AM »
Would it help if I said I was sorry?  :-[

"dear lucifer, i'm sorry i spurned you."

can you see the flaw in that idea?

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #134 on: June 06, 2007, 03:30:08 AM »
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   :o
3 minutes, 3 months...it varies!