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Offline odeon

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2007, 12:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
fuck.

right.

off.

it's The Eyebrow for you, son.   :eyebrow:

Sorry but you stepped right into that one. :laugh:

Did you have something else in mind?  :eyelash:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2007, 12:45:49 PM »
not any more.   :'(
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2007, 12:48:08 PM »
Anything I can do?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2007, 01:00:43 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 05, 2007, 12:48:08 PM
Anything I can do?

What YOU have in mind won't help Dunc any.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2007, 01:01:15 PM »
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2007, 01:02:57 PM »
don't care.  i'm not playing anymore.  i've been spurned.   :'( :'( :'(
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #111 on: June 05, 2007, 01:03:22 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:02:57 PM
don't care.  i'm not playing anymore.  i've been spurned.   :'( :'( :'(

When you'd rather have been spurred.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #112 on: June 05, 2007, 01:07:22 PM »
at least someone's on my wavelength.  sniff.

sniff.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2007, 01:24:06 PM »
Yes, they get a little funky
when I awaken; I save the
bathing for later.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #114 on: June 05, 2007, 01:34:28 PM »
erm, how to reply...?  oh, i know:

what ho, Mr Jelly, here comes the spoon!

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #115 on: June 05, 2007, 01:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:07:29 AM
at least 6'.  otherwise i'll be looking down on his head, when i'm wearing my favourite boots.  6'2" is jolly.  anything above 6'5" is cervically challenging.  (and i mean the neck, not the other cervical   ::) ).

I think my snickerchuckle choked on my chortlesnort.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2007, 01:37:55 PM »
i thought only dogs could do that?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #117 on: June 05, 2007, 01:46:41 PM »
ok then, i guess the dolts are getting plenty of action....
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #118 on: June 05, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »
Virtually so.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #119 on: June 05, 2007, 02:01:29 PM »
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