teach a dolt to get laid.

[Calandale]

I shan't speak my height then.

[Lucifer]

2' 6? 

no, really, you absolutely have to now, or i'll expire from curiosity.   you don't look either short or tall in those pictures of you.

[Calandale]

Neither. But not to your standards,
and i shan't tell you by how much,
therefore leaving you with some
illusions.

[Eclair]

i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   

Three months?

[Lucifer]

i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   

Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   

[odeon]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

[ozymandias]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

How do you explain Dunc and PI???

[purposefulinsanity]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

How do you explain Dunc and PI???

Motivated? 

[Calandale]

i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   

Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   

It's not an issue of delay. It's an issue of
just not falling for a person. It just seems
so easy to fall for anyone I'm attracted to,
and with me, that means another damned
permanent thing.

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

I'd rather be flayed, and left to be eaten by red ants.

[odeon]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

How do you explain Dunc and PI???

Um, yes, well, er... Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and...  Let's just say that it's been a while.

[Callaway]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

How do you explain Dunc and PI???

Good locks and awesomely distractible (or obedient) children?

 

[purposefulinsanity]

Not at all -why do you think we're both so tired all the time?  We're up half the night shagging. 

[Lucifer]

The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple.

How do you explain Dunc and PI???

Um, yes, well, er... Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and...  Let's just say that it's been a while.

that's terrible.  anything i can do to help?   

[odeon]

that's terrible.  anything i can do to help?   

Will you babysit?

[Lucifer]

fuck.

right.

off.

it's The Eyebrow for you, son.