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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2007, 01:10:06 AM »
I shan't speak my height then.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2007, 01:20:45 AM »
2' 6?  ;)

no, really, you absolutely have to now, or i'll expire from curiosity.   you don't look either short or tall in those pictures of you.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2007, 01:22:54 AM »
Neither. But not to your standards,
and i shan't tell you by how much,
therefore leaving you with some
illusions.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2007, 03:47:05 AM »
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
Three months?

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2007, 10:10:24 AM »
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   :o

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2007, 11:51:06 AM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2007, 11:54:44 AM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2007, 11:55:28 AM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:

Motivated?  :laugh:

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #98 on: June 05, 2007, 11:56:17 AM »
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   :o

It's not an issue of delay. It's an issue of
just not falling for a person. It just seems
so easy to fall for anyone I'm attracted to,
and with me, that means another damned
permanent thing.


The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

I'd rather be flayed, and left to be eaten by red ants.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #99 on: June 05, 2007, 12:02:08 PM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:

Um, yes, well, er... :laugh: Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and...  :-[ Let's just say that it's been a while.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #100 on: June 05, 2007, 12:04:12 PM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:

Good locks and awesomely distractible (or obedient) children?

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #101 on: June 05, 2007, 12:06:05 PM »
Not at all -why do you think we're both so tired all the time?  We're up half the night shagging.  >:D

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #102 on: June 05, 2007, 12:27:49 PM »
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D

How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:

Um, yes, well, er... :laugh: Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and...  :-[ Let's just say that it's been a while.

that's terrible.  anything i can do to help?   :eyelash:

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #103 on: June 05, 2007, 12:33:56 PM »
that's terrible.  anything i can do to help?   :eyelash:

Will you babysit? ;) :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #104 on: June 05, 2007, 12:38:06 PM »
fuck.

right.

off.

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