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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2007, 10:37:36 PM »
dolty is what as dolty was what.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #76 on: June 04, 2007, 10:38:58 PM »
Dolty ass is better than no ass at all.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #77 on: June 04, 2007, 10:42:10 PM »
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #78 on: June 04, 2007, 10:45:31 PM »
I usually know soon enough.
Doesn't seem to help.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2007, 10:48:36 PM »
how true.  then it's self gratification, until you're so worn out you can't have sex with someone else.  or, if even that fails, a passport and a good pair of running shoes.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2007, 10:54:55 PM »
I just find myself getting hooked on
someone (NOT my obsession) that
I've not even met, but she is SO
damned wrong. I'm enjoying
playing and flirting, but I'm
terrified that I'll be an idiot.

Actually, I'm not even so much
afraid that I'll fall into bed, as
meet and fall for her.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2007, 10:59:22 PM »
so be an idiot, cos you can what you like if you're never going to meet.  i do know what you mean, though.  best to have fantasies about people you can't even contact - at least they're safe, i find.  although the last time i did that, he moved to a couple of miles away from where i work sometimes.  yes, folks, johnny depp lives about 14 miles away from me.  i can hardly sleep at night...

(diddle, diddle, dum...  >:D )
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2007, 11:06:04 PM »
So uhm, is he as skanky as he seems?
Or, have you not done the nasty with
him?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2007, 11:08:25 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
So uhm, is he as skanky as he seems?
Or, have you not done the nasty with
him?

only in my dreams, sadly.   :violin:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2007, 11:09:44 PM »
skanky, or not done?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2007, 11:12:50 PM »
not done.  who gives a flying fuck about skanky if they're that pretty?

eyeliner and dreads... droooooooool...
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #86 on: June 04, 2007, 11:15:22 PM »
Frankly, I just don't see it.
Reminds me of prince.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #87 on: June 04, 2007, 11:18:12 PM »
good gods - please stop!  he's about a foot too short for me, apart from anything else.  (and there's a lot else, obviously).   :puke:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #88 on: June 04, 2007, 11:24:36 PM »
How tall do you need?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2007, 01:07:29 AM »
at least 6'.  otherwise i'll be looking down on his head, when i'm wearing my favourite boots.  6'2" is jolly.  anything above 6'5" is cervically challenging.  (and i mean the neck, not the other cervical   ::) ).
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