Pick a hot girl, look at her, do a double-take, then ask, "Are you a ghost? I swear, you look like this girl I once loved who became psychotic one night after I'd given her too much cheesecake and too many orgasms, and she wandered out and got trampled to death by a wandering herd of buffalo. She broke my heart, and I thought I could never love again. We can talk more about it while I feed you choclate and say you're too skinny."