teach a dolt to get laid.

[Lucifer]

wotcha, pyraxis!

reckon we should start a chaff-separating thread?   

[purposefulinsanity]

If you're going to brag about people saying you bear a striking resemblance to a celebrity at least make sure its a decent looking one- I once had someone use their resemblance to Freddy Mercury as a selling point.

[Pyraxis]

wotcha, pyraxis!

reckon we should start a chaff-separating thread?   

Isn't that what this whole site is about?   

[Lucifer]

you mean there's anything to separate?   

[Pyraxis]

I dunno, I've found a few that have provided at least temporary entertainment.

[Litigious]

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

[purposefulinsanity]

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself?

[Pyraxis]

I am humble towards things I find worthy of respect, Lit. Are you honestly surprised you're not on the list?

Oh, and I'm also humble in order to get things I want.

[Lucifer]

I dunno, I've found a few that have provided at least temporary entertainment.

true, very true.  but not always for the right reasons...

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself?

yes - i know i'll be rivetted to the spot until he elucidates.   

[Pyraxis]

Oh, and what kind of reasons would be worthy enough for you?

[Litigious]

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself?

No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! 

[purposefulinsanity]

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself?

No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! 

I'm surprised you enjoy being 'humbled' by any woman that way.

[Lucifer]

Oh, and what kind of reasons would be worthy enough for you?

dunno if i'd use the word "worthy", but i thought we were talking about picking men up?  which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it?  well, it does in my world.

[Litigious]

You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 

Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself?

No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! 

I'm surprised you enjoy being 'humbled' by any woman that way.

Oh, I was merely horny than feeling an urge to be "humble", I think. 

[Pyraxis]

i thought we were talking about picking men up?  which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it?  well, it does in my world.

Nah, me, I was just talking about mind games. Though surely with a g-spot in the middle of your forehead, you can sympathize?