teach a dolt to get laid.

[McGiver]

now that we have more girls on this site i thought that it might be interesting to teach all the scared boys how to get some snatch.
really, what i was thinking was that they would come to me with a question and i would answer it.  the goal here is to teach the dolts how to read a lady, woman, or playa.
then, we can have all the women chime in about how wrong i am.  but me knowing the entire time that i am in fact correct, and the women just don't want the boys to know the trade secrets.


so boys, ask a question or give me a scenerio.  i have two heads thinking and ready to advise.

[Lucifer]

conversely, we women could watch you get it all arse about face, piss ourselves laughing, and then pm the men we don't want to be humiliated, and set them straight. 

[McGiver]

conversely, we women could watch you get it all arse about face, piss ourselves laughing, and then pm the men we don't want to be humiliated, and set them straight. 

of course....divide and conquer through misinformation.

[purposefulinsanity]

I won't be possibly won't be setting you straight- imo women are much harder to pick up.

[Lucifer]

...particularly if they're covered in goose fat.

[McGiver]

oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

[purposefulinsanity]

oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ) and they're putty in you hands.  Woman take more work. 

[Callaway]

oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

It's just that some of your ideas are so funny and probably would not work for anyone but you.

It's not really a question of women filibustering your thread to obfuscate.

[duncvis]

Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.

[Callaway]

Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.

I hope nobody actually tries this.

[Pyraxis]

Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.

[Callaway]

Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.

Would you respond positively to this approach?   

[Litigious]

Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch. 

[Dravis]

Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.

sweet, i will try that 

[Pyraxis]

Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.

Would you respond positively to this approach?   

Actually I meant it shows the idiots for what they are within a conveniently short period of time.

Whether I'd respond to it would really depend on how it was done. If it was done like Richard, I'd immediately lose any interest I had. If it was done in some interesting or challenging or unusual or funny way, it might possibly provoke more interest.