teach a dolt to get laid.

[Lucifer]

well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh?   

[Calandale]

well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh?   

Eh? Something I should kill?
Plus, a real bite there is just too
much for most.

[Lucifer]

oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics?   sigh... 

[Calandale]

oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics?   sigh... 

To be fair, I've never fucked anything
that was fully dead, but not processed.

[Lucifer]

you mean like ready meals?

[Calandale]

you mean like ready meals?

As long as butchered counts as ready.

[Lucifer]

i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. 

[Calandale]

i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. 

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.

[Lucifer]

i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. 

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.

the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen.   

[Calandale]

i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. 

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.

the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen.   

Certainly have USED frozen meat, but only on others.

[Lucifer]

it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. 

[McGiver]

Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;

I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....

I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....

and smiles and waves me through!

yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.

[Calandale]

it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. 

Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.

[Eclair]

Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;

I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....

I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....

and smiles and waves me through!

yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.

Are you saying you want to ride the wild pony?  

[Lucifer]

it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. 

Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.

oooooh... 

*shivers all over*