teach a dolt to get laid.

[Lucifer]

good?  not a word i'd associate with you, generally.  or want to... 

(unless you mean "gooooooood", of course  ).

[Eclair]

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723


Gods, I'm good.

Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us.

I felt like I was lowering myself for being on there for the 5 minutes I was looking for it! 

[Eclair]

Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;

I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....

I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....

and smiles and waves me through!

[purposefulinsanity]

   Thanks for the repost.  Did you kick him out of your bed with money for a taxi home when you'd done with him?

[Eclair]

  Thanks for the repost.  Did you kick him out of your bed with money for a taxi home when you'd done with him?

No, I went back to his.  I must stress it was a safe as those things get.  I left before the sun came up. And that was it.
Left him with a smile on his face though!

[Lucifer]

blimey.  is that what they teach you on advanced driving courses?  i really should, erm, brush up my driving skills... 

[Calandale]

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723


Gods, I'm good.

Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us.

I was just amazed at how quickly I can use the search function
there - given that it's pretty non-standard.

good?  not a word i'd associate with you, generally.  or want to... 

(unless you mean "gooooooood", of course  ).

I am the definition of all that is good. And I shall smite
evil whence I see it.

[Lucifer]

oooooh!  sounds like i'm about to be smitten.   

[Calandale]

oooooh!  sounds like i'm about to be smitten.   

More likely bitten.

[Lucifer]

where?

[Calandale]

Your choice, neck or wrist?

[Lucifer]

tut.  how predictable is that? 

stomach.

[Calandale]

tut.  how predictable is that? 

stomach.

If you insist. I find it harder to draw from there.
Back is tough too, as is the ass, but both feel good.

Inner thigh is best for effect.

[Lucifer]

oh, yes, inner thigh.  easier to get to other places, from there.   

(bit like birmingham, then).

[Calandale]

A nip or two there isn't bad.
Too easy though.