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Offline Dravis

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Telling you about myself
« on: June 04, 2007, 02:24:03 AM »
i am a loser who hangs out in dive bars and doesn't get any except maybe  :wanker:
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 02:24:45 AM »
Me too.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 02:40:26 AM »
I also have no job right now.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 02:41:31 AM »
Are you my alter ego?
I'm a student though,
and they do pay me.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 04:27:31 AM »
Hi Dravis.  It's good to see you here.  Why do you think that you are a loser?
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 05:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 04:27:31 AM
Hi Dravis.  It's good to see you here.  Why do you think that you are a loser?

He's a loser because he's unemployed and can't get any pussy.

...Of course, that's what he reckons.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 07:49:37 AM »
Welcome, anyway. You are not the only loser around. ;D
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 01:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Gizel Godwin on June 04, 2007, 05:37:21 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 04:27:31 AM
Hi Dravis.  It's good to see you here.  Why do you think that you are a loser?

He's a loser because he's unemployed and can't get any pussy.

...Of course, that's what he reckons.

Thats pretty much right.  To add to the unemplument and zero pussy, I also have no real friends to speak of (thanks asperger's).  I just have one lacky that only calls me about once every 3 months to go out drinking.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 01:56:03 PM »
if i remember correctly, there are always skanks that hang around divebars.  why don't you see if one of those women will give you some pussy?
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 02:14:18 PM »
I live in a blue collar small town.  The skanks are usually biker chics, and I do have some standards.   
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 02:26:08 PM »
please explain the point of having standards when you aren't getting any?
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2007, 02:37:01 PM »
Well, I am desprate, but I am still young (20) so I still have some time to wait before I will have no other choice but to pick up on the dirty sluts.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 02:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Dravis on June 04, 2007, 02:37:01 PM
Well, I am desprate, but I am still young (20) so I still have some time to wait before I will have no other choice but to pick up on the dirty sluts.
there is no better time now that you are 20.  you should be fucking like a jack-rabbit.

remember, biker girls need some loving too.


hey, why don't you see if they will give you a blowjob in a car as a warm-up.
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 02:59:05 PM »
well, there was this one horny girl that is about 150 pounds heavier than me that I could pick up. 

I have also heard one guy say "You have to slay some dragons before you get to the princess".
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Re: Telling you about myself
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 03:06:03 PM »
even larger girls need loving also.
i bet that masturbating with her vagina would be alot better than masturbating with your hand.
oh, and larger girls give the best blowjobs....so i have heard.
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