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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #405 on: August 14, 2007, 12:36:32 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #406 on: August 14, 2007, 12:37:47 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #407 on: August 14, 2007, 01:25:07 PM »
You said you were arrested? What happened?


I was shopping looking for Benny & Joon and I was looking through the VHS tapes and I put them back and I left but when I was leaving a store I was waiting for the highway to clear up so I can pull onto it and then there was a police car and one of the officer's in it was looking at me and he pointed back and I couldn't figure out what he wanted so I pulled back into the parking lot to see what they wanted and they get out telling me I'm on the wrong side of the road and I said "The road?"
I was aksed to see my lisence and registeration and then I was told to step out and they told me I was arrested for stealing a video tape and I was shocked and then I was scared because i thought someone was playing a prank on me and I thought the whole thing was maybe an act just for a joke and I said "This isn't funny." and they said "Oh this is real all right."
I was taken to their car and they asked for my phone number and he called my parents to tell them I was arrested for taking a videotape and I be at the station. I was handcuffed but I wasn't put in the cell. I was very scared and embrassed and thought it was the end of my life because I knew the whole school would probably know on Monday and all of them would think I was some criminal and stay away from me and tease me for the rest of my high school life.
My parents came to the station and got me and my dad told them to search my car so they did. My parents were appauled how they handeled it. They arrest me for soemthing I didn;t do and they could have searched my car on the spot when they pulled me over but instead they had to arrest and me they were volenteer officers, not real ones.

Of course my whole school knew about the arrest on Monday and everyone asked me why did I get pulled over and they even asked me they heard I was in the police car, why and I told them I was arrested and they were shocked "You were arrested, why?"

No one knew I was arrested till i blabbed it out because I assumed they knew since they knew I was pulled over but it didn't change my life in high school. They just thought it was funny I be falsly arrested because some store owner thought I took something. I didn't go in that store for months and it took me a while to go back in there again.

I did get this for a week "Beth got pulled over" "You got pulled over" and then it died down and I only got it from a few kids in special ed. and then they stopped. Everyone moved on that quick after I told them what happened. 

incredible.

did you not look the clerks in the eye? i find some clerks look at me suspiciously when i don't look them in the eye... it's so annoying. they should try being autistic. >:(
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #408 on: August 14, 2007, 01:27:12 PM »
I didn't look at anyone. I was looking for my favorite movie hoping they have it.

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #409 on: August 14, 2007, 07:25:31 PM »
Are you not keen on answering the sitting in your own mess question?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #410 on: August 14, 2007, 07:53:58 PM »
Are you not keen on answering the sitting in your own mess question?

lol

That and sitting next to people while in your own mess.   I can't imagine doing that in a public place.   Having gas is horrible enough. 
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #411 on: August 15, 2007, 03:19:43 AM »
Are you not keen on answering the sitting in your own mess question?



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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #412 on: August 16, 2007, 02:48:29 PM »
has your karma gone up since you posted a picture of your beaver?
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #413 on: August 16, 2007, 02:49:39 PM »
has your karma gone up since you posted a picture of your beaver?


Oh that's why it's been going up. For my naked pic I posted after my censored one. Was that you yeying me all this time?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #414 on: August 16, 2007, 02:51:04 PM »
has your karma gone up since you posted a picture of your beaver?


Oh that's why it's been going up. For my naked pic I posted after my censored one. Was that you yeying me all this time?
i yayed you for standing up to richard.
to be honest i wasn't that turned on by the naked picture.  but i appreciate your guts for posting it.
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #415 on: August 16, 2007, 02:56:20 PM »
how old is your friend that snapped that picture of you?
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #416 on: August 16, 2007, 02:56:54 PM »
has your karma gone up since you posted a picture of your beaver?


Oh that's why it's been going up. For my naked pic I posted after my censored one. Was that you yeying me all this time?
i yayed you for standing up to richard.
to be honest i wasn't that turned on by the naked picture.  but i appreciate your guts for posting it.


How come you weren't turned on? Was it the shaved pussy that turned you off or is it because you're already married?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #417 on: August 16, 2007, 02:57:32 PM »
My friend is 32.

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #418 on: August 16, 2007, 02:58:58 PM »
I think you have a nice body,
but pics alone don't do much
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #419 on: August 16, 2007, 03:04:30 PM »
has your karma gone up since you posted a picture of your beaver?


Oh that's why it's been going up. For my naked pic I posted after my censored one. Was that you yeying me all this time?
i yayed you for standing up to richard.
to be honest i wasn't that turned on by the naked picture.  but i appreciate your guts for posting it.


How come you weren't turned on? Was it the shaved pussy that turned you off or is it because you're already married?
honestly, i thought that your pussy looked like it wouldn't be a good fit for my cock.  the hole looked too high up for my tastes.  maybe i am wrong.  but i feel that i have done that shape before and it wasn't my thing.


you have a very nice figure.

do you have a round ass?
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