Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??

[Pedro]

Last week me pass the test.  Me finally Amerecon citizen!   Meester Bush himself present the award to me and shake me hand.   When he turn away, I see his tight leetle ass wobble as he walk, give me such a hard Pene!  I love him now, but I know that boy does not ask President for sex - he wait to be asked.  I learn this in Mehicho.

But, standing next to me to meet Mr Bush was my best friend Abdullha (i meet him in citizen training).  He standing next to me, I say "ees so exciting day for you to meet Mr Bush"!  but he just sweating and saying "Jihad Jihad".  I ask him is this american party?   
He say "listen, i like you, get outta here kid".  Then I see de fire-works attached all over his body and me realise it suprise party just for me!  So I run away  to no spoil his suprise.

But he run toward Mr Bush and men in black, I hear bangs and I think "party time!"   But he blowed up too soon! He blow up so big! Poor Abdulhla party spoiled, but it the thought that counts , and me just glad Mr Bush is safe.  Me love him very much.

And that is the story of my crazy friend Abdullha.  He dead now, but I am sure to be making so many new crazy friends in the USA!  Me can't wait for all the crazy new friends!

[odeon]

Oh, I see, political commentary in satirical form. Clever.

[richard]

thread is retarded

[odeon]

Who's more foolish: the fool or the ones that follow him?

[McGiver]

thread is retarded

hey, we are all retards.  so what is your point?

[Nomaken]

I was quicker to stop reading this than flo's posts.

[McGiver]

I was quicker to stop reading this than flo's posts.

i find pedro very amusing reading.

then again, i interact with mexicans every single day.  so i get the humour.

[Tom/Mutate]

I think "political commentary" is a bit of an over -estimation of a cheap drunken laugh.   

[odeon]

I was being ironic. But you knew that.