Bob Rivers did a parody on "Cocaine." It's called "Spokane."
When your drivin’ all day
Ain’t seen nothing but hay
Spokane (Spo-caine)
â€What did you say boy?â€
When you’re down on your luck
And they repo your truck
Spokane (Spo-caine)
â€Hehehe, You ain’t from around here are you ?
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane, son
Spokane (Spo-caine)
â€Ga-digg boy! Listen, mister, you’re gonna have to learn a few things if you’re gonna hang around this part of the state!â€
Well the Cougars did hot
They’ll be drinkin’ a lot
Spokane (Spo-caine)
â€Well, we do know how to celebrate, don’t we, hehe!â€
There ain’t no place to go
‘Cept for Idaho
Spokane (Spo-caine)
â€Now maybe I didn’t make myself clear
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
You obviously ain’t catchin’ on
Maybe you need a lesson from Smith & Wessonâ€
Yeehooo!
Spokane
â€Now you got it You only half-bad. Why don’t you come over to the place. Ethel and I got some possum on. I got a daughter, that’ll just love you. She’s a big girl, but I think you can handle her. How tall are you?â€
I'm assuming he is singing about the city because he menioned Idaho but I don't get the song.