Vivi's back!

[purposefulinsanity]

lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age... 

Or perhaps number 4 was just someone to use for sex 

[Lucifer]

Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.

if i do, dear, it's not down to me if you get my drift.

lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age... 

Or perhaps number 4 was just someone to use for sex 

actually, that did cross my mind.  can't imagine why...      

[Calandale]

Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.

if i do, dear, it's not down to me if you get my drift.

It is, if they don't move anymore.

[Lucifer]

true.  that'll probably be why i like a man who moves like a bastard.   

(and before you say anything, no, i don't mean like someone who hasn't got a lawfully wedded father.  it's just a phrase or saying).

[Calandale]

We dead are always discrimenated against.

[Lucifer]

you sound like Reg Shoe.

 

[The_P]

I've read from somewhere that you nearly had an opportunity to host your own chat show but it didn't go through.

Or is this source of mine total bollocks?

[Lucifer]

no, it's true.  although i dunno who told you/where i posted it.

[The_P]

no, it's true.  although i dunno who told you/where i posted it.

I can't remember either.

Was it going to have an Oprah theme to it, by any chance? Oprah Winfrey is SOO not you.

[Lucifer]

it was supposed to, but i refused, unless they armed the people coming on the show, in which case, they'd all shoot each other, and make the world a more pleasant place.

[odeon]

I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns.

[Callaway]

I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns.

I thought you hated guns, Odeon. 

Wait a minute...

Litigious, what have you done with Odeon and why are you using his account?

 

[Lucifer]

lol.  i was reluctant to do it at all, but they promised to dress me in Gaultier.  i am such a fashion victim... 

[odeon]

I would watch Oprah if the audience had guns.

I thought you hated guns, Odeon. 

I'll make an exception if they all point their guns at Oprah, live.

[SovaNu]

Oprah rules.