then you never fucked my ex-shagee - mine obviously include "saying purportedly erotic things which make me go 'you what?' and go off the boil". or, "saying purportedly erotic things which makes me piss myself laughing, and go off the boil". or, "saying purportedly, etc., which sound like the soundtrack of a particularly dreadful porn movie". get the picture? oh, i can live without references to non-consensual (i.e., kids, animals, rape) sex. and my poo is either in my bowels, or in the loo, thank you very much - i don't need to spread the joy.