Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex

[Calandale]

bottle job!   

Beware of the suction.

[Lucifer]

er, it's obviously a brit phrase, then...

(means you lost your bottle).

[purposefulinsanity]

er, it's obviously a brit phrase, then...

(means you lost your bottle).

I won't even say what image it brought to my mind then. 

[Calandale]

I want my ba ba. 

[Lucifer]

er, it's obviously a brit phrase, then...

(means you lost your bottle).

I won't even say what image it brought to my mind then. 

fuck off, you won't.  i need to know, more than i can possibly say.   

[purposefulinsanity]

er, it's obviously a brit phrase, then...

(means you lost your bottle).

I won't even say what image it brought to my mind then. 

fuck off, you won't.  i need to know, more than i can possibly say.   

Lets just say I find different types of bottle makes interesting pervertables. 

[Lucifer]

have to make sure you wash them before recycling, though.

[purposefulinsanity]

have to make sure you wash them before recycling, though.

And don't accidentally leave one of your few pairs of knickers in the recycling box before you put it out for collection.

[Lucifer]

what knickers?   

[purposefulinsanity]

what knickers?   

I actually have a handful of pairs- shocking I know. Although where they are right now I don't know.

[Lucifer]

they're in the recycling box, PI.   

[purposefulinsanity]

they're in the recycling box, PI.   

At least they left them in the bottom of the box for me 

[Lucifer]

can't imagine why...