one tries, dear boy, one tries...
I'm not trying it on, Vivi - I promise! 
I don't think you're quite my type anyway.
i meant me, you noodle, not you. sigh...
i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite". alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil. mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
is there any video from this night?
Yeah, come on, Vivi - you've got us all curious now! 
sadly no, only a CD. which i keep losing, accidentally-on-purpose. bastard thing's like a boomerang, though.
tell you what, i'll sing it for you all, right now! you can tell me what you think in about 3 minutes.