i think there should be an archives forum

[The_P]

Sent Wicked Witchy a texty. 

[Lucifer]

wicked witchy got the texty (ffs!  ), and replied to the fucking texty, and now it's all sorted.  the bad news is that there's a horrible "fun" fair in the park until sunday (i may have to move), so i'm planning different routes, so we don't have to go near it.  it gave me a migraine just driving past it today, and it's not even open, yet.   

[The_P]

wicked witchy got the texty (ffs!  ), and replied to the fucking texty, and now it's all sorted.  the bad news is that there's a horrible "fun" fair in the park until sunday (i may have to move), so i'm planning different routes, so we don't have to go near it.  it gave me a migraine just driving past it today, and it's not even open, yet.   

Nowy, nowy. Save your aggressiony for the jogging spreey. 

We can always plan it for next week, Vivi, so don't fret.

[Lucifer]

"spree"?  i think you may have overinflated theories about my abilities, young pea.

[The_P]

"spree"?  i think you may have overinflated theories about my abilities, young pea.

Now don't make me go all Sergeant Slaughter on you with your "quit talk". 

[Calandale]

"spree"?  i think you may have overinflated theories about my abilities, young pea.

Don't disillusion us.

[Lucifer]

we're only talking about running, Cal, don't fret.

[Calandale]

If you can't run, you'd
hardly be worth chasing.

[The_P]

we're only talking about running, Cal, don't fret.

Yeah, we're jogging because we haven't seen each other in public for a while and we thought it would be a fun way to catch up -- and Vivi's going to do a lot of that tomorrow.

[Calandale]

we're only talking about running, Cal, don't fret.

Yeah, we're jogging because we haven't seen each other in public for a while and we thought it would be a fun way to catch up -- and Vivi's going to do a lot of that tomorrow.

Just don't kill her,
she's fun to play with.

[The_P]

we're only talking about running, Cal, don't fret.

Yeah, we're jogging because we haven't seen each other in public for a while and we thought it would be a fun way to catch up -- and Vivi's going to do a lot of that tomorrow.

Just don't kill her,
she's fun to play with.

If I do, then who else is going to listen to the kids' hamster sob-stories?

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

[Lucifer]

yeah, anyone but me, mainly.

and Cal - the trick is to run just fast enough to keep you chasing, but not too fast, so you lose interest, right?  and as for playing...  well, obviously, i'm just yourrrrrrr toy, wrrrrrrrowwwwwl...   

[Calandale]

If I do, then who else is going to listen to the kids' hamster sob-stories?

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

The children are putting rodents in their butts now?
Damn, they grow up so fast these days.

and Cal - the trick is to run just fast enough to keep you chasing, but not too fast, so you lose interest, right?  and as for playing...  well, obviously, i'm just yourrrrrrr toy, wrrrrrrrowwwwwl...   

1 I can run as fast as I need to,
if the enticement is enough.

2. Nah. I've already conceded you
to Odeon. You can't play that on
both of us.

[The_P]

If I do, then who else is going to listen to the kids' hamster sob-stories?

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

The children are putting rodents in their butts now?
Damn, they grow up so fast these days.

That retort was kinda pathetic, coming from you, oh Canderel.

[Lucifer]

pah.  odeon has spurned me.  he cannot have his cake and spurn it.

so i'm your little gateau, now.  or profiterole.  in fact, you name the sweetmeat, and i'll make with the whisk.