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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2007, 11:42:13 PM »
I can take him anytime, you hear!  :boxers:
i am willing to share if you are.  she is much too much woman for just one of us anyways.

oi, McQ!  woss all this being nice to me lark?  are you trying to lull me into a false sense of security?

I find that those who are
tend to be more fun. That's
why I play with myself.

ooooh, a new word: "autonecrophilia".  marvellous.  if a little incredible.  i mean, how?   ???

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2007, 11:44:53 PM »

ooooh, a new word: "autonecrophilia".  marvellous.  if a little incredible.  i mean, how?   ???

You want a description of how I masturbate?
Not too oddly, AFAIK - at least since I last
injured my back.  :angel:

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2007, 11:51:30 PM »
You want a description of how I masturbate?
Not too oddly, AFAIK - at least since I last
injured my back.  :angel:

er, not especially: i can probably work it out.  you intimated you prefer dead things, and then went on to talk about masturbation, so you'd have to be dead and wanking, hence "auto" (to oneself) "necrophilia" (literally, "love of the dead").  oh, never mind...   ::)

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2007, 11:57:24 PM »

er, not especially: i can probably work it out.  you intimated you prefer dead things, and then went on to talk about masturbation, so you'd have to be dead and wanking, hence "auto" (to oneself) "necrophilia" (literally, "love of the dead").  oh, never mind...   ::)

You think that the dead stop having fun?

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2007, 12:02:01 AM »
depends whether they're incorporeal or not, i suppose.  never really thought about it, to be honest.  i shall go and think about it, after i've waded through three pages of new posts, and done some work...

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2007, 01:58:26 AM »
Dead people rarely turn me on.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2007, 01:59:22 AM »
Dead people rarely turn me on.

That makes me feel a whole hell of a lot safer.

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2007, 02:12:30 AM »
Dead people rarely turn me on.

That makes me feel a whole hell of a lot safer.

and so it should - odeon is, in fact, the most notorious sex demon since gunther.

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2007, 02:45:37 AM »
Why, thank you, my dear. One does what one can to keep up with the young ones.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2007, 02:52:08 AM »
as long as you can keep it up with me, my little chickpea, i couldn't give a toss about the young ones... ;)  :-*

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2007, 02:54:44 AM »
A question of figurative speech, obviously. Pay it no attention, my dear.
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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2007, 02:58:00 AM »
right-y ho.

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2007, 11:05:38 AM »
I forgot you to Lucifer ;D

Did you go huh?  How long did it take you?
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2007, 11:39:39 AM »
did i go where?  or is that just a generic "do i go"?  if it's the latter, don't be so impertinent.


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Re: Selfish BItch Cunt fucker
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2007, 09:25:31 AM »
Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.


....the fuck?