tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples

[SovaNu]

I had a weird and completely unrealistic dream about jman this morning.

he left you alone and stopped liking you?

[Blasted]

Had a nightmare where Sophie's mum (my auntie) died and I had to explain to Sophie what happened 

[El]

Had a dream where I was arguing with this jerk I fooled around with last summer; he threw a whole bunch of insults and teardowns at me, and I retorted by telling him he has the smallest dick of any guy I've ever done anything with.  It was sort of a gratifying dream.

[El]

I dreamed that a bunch of people were going to come after me and kill me by shooting me at a pre-specified time.  O_o

[Phlexor]

I had this stupid dream last night where in 2007 I was sent back to 1977 by a genie because I wished I was the first person to see Star Wars. Then in 2009 (at this time I'm now 77yo) the Moon breaks up because an asteroid hits it and this is causing the Earth to become unlivible. For some reason I'm part of a team that has to detonate some bombs on certain chunks of the Moon to keep larger ones in orbit but we fail. Then we head to a larger chunk that still has a moon base on it so we can survive and save what is left of the human race.

That shit there is fucked up.

[Parts]

pipes and tunnels nothing scary just exploring them

[El]

I dreamed last night that I was talking to a band (literally- a rock band) of gay werewolves, who were telling me that I was a werewolf, and that I was gay.  They were impressed by how well I was taking so much major news about myself in in one day.

Does that mean I'm a werewolf?   

[DirtDawg]

I was shooting horses. I have this dream quite often, but I do not like it at all.

I have a huge pit already dug into the ground and I am on horseback, driving fifty or sixty horses to jump into the pit. I have to whip some of them to get the to jump into the pit, then I pull out a high powered rifle and begin to carefully shoot each one in the brain  until they are all dead. It is like an "old days" killing for cholera or something.

I do not understand it at all, but I have had this same dream for about thirty years, every few months or so.

It is welll known that I love/hate horses - I love to look at them, I draw them from my memories,  I go out of my way to photograph them and I have very pleasant memories of the ones I have owned and loved, but I also think that they are too damn much trouble to take care of in this day and time and dealing with them puts me on edge - they are fucking stupid and very antsy. I also hate them.

This does not explain why I have this continuing dream of massively slaughtering half a hundred of them in a most brutal fashion.  It is pure animal murder that I am committing in this dream.

I always wake up exhausted and very tense and my hands are burning from having fired my rifle so many times.

[odeon]

I dreamed last night that I was talking to a band (literally- a rock band) of gay werewolves, who were telling me that I was a werewolf, and that I was gay.  They were impressed by how well I was taking so much major news about myself in in one day.

Does that mean I'm a werewolf?   

Basically, yes.

[Adam]

and gay

[odeon]

and gay

Obviously.

[El]

and gay

Obviously.

Only during a full moon.

[Parts]

That I was not me but someone else.  Confusing one that was

["couldbecousin"]

That I was not me but someone else.  Confusing one that was

That happens in my dreams a lot...people morph into other people, identities are blurry. 

[RageBeoulve]

I dreamed poco was alive again.