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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #226 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:58 AM »
I had a dream The Beatles were turning Chinese.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #227 on: April 05, 2008, 09:07:55 AM »
I just dreamt about superman and that I found an alien that looked like hitler
Also dreamt about this site again

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #228 on: April 05, 2008, 01:30:25 PM »
I feel very disturbed.

I had a dream that I was having sex with the dude from Superbad :GA:

Never watched it either.



Very weird indeed.


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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #229 on: April 06, 2008, 01:51:41 PM »
I dreamed about having a potentially important conversation with my boyfriend, and when I woke up I wasn't sure if it was a dream or a memory.  Never actually thought I'd say "What happened last night?" right after waking up.   :laugh:
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #230 on: April 06, 2008, 01:53:01 PM »
Had a couple of dreams last night about
people I knew from Eugene. Funny, because
I never really got close to them. But, they
were all I had.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #231 on: April 06, 2008, 01:53:40 PM »
dreamed about cats, a motorway, and starbuline last night

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #232 on: April 06, 2008, 01:54:03 PM »
I've had those!  :laugh:

Sometimes wake up and have to think about whether my dream really happened :P

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #233 on: April 07, 2008, 03:22:44 AM »
This is the most fucked up dream
I think I've had, as an adult.

I was going to say that it seems
stronger than anything I've heard
from anyone on acid, but realize that
I can't fully explain it.

Everything was internally consistent.
There was this girl I was seeing/interested
in (I'm not sure), and she was involved in
acting in an odd movie/psych experiment
whose storyline excited me, mainly because
it involved being alone with another, fairly
pretty thing,  who was playing an underaged
character.

I mentioned something about wishing I could be
in the final scene, and she said it could be arranged.
Now, the thing had already been 'shot' and I knew the
ending (which was not a good one), but wanted the
sexual contact, if I could.

Anyhow, everything started out a little bit like
expected, although I was a bit concerned by
the fact that it was all moving backward, at times.
I was in the process of seducing the pair, when I
discovered that the younger girl was really a hermaphrodite.
I knew it was a dream, and continued on, even though she
had two penes, one of which was a very odd color (the
third one was back home in hoboken, and even weirder,
she said  :D). Ok, so far it's a pretty weird dream, but
we haven't come to the hallucinations yet.

There was some fiddling around, and I got the herm
to mount the other. She kinda flipped after a while, and
left me to play with the herm, who gave a pretty decent
BJ. I conned the one I knew already, into taking some  drugs
she had in a foil wrapper (looked like a candy bar - she claimed
it was like Smirnof Ice.  :P)

This accelerated things. The boy (ah - I left him out, very young,
was sleeping, and the most troubled of the lot) awakened, and kinda tackled
us during our sexplay. Now, still following the plot (but getting a little weirder)
one of the toys (a monkey) was armed, and giving us orders. I don't know
how we got out of that part, but I ended up sleeping (after a detailed discussion
about how difficult arrows are to find, and how much worse crossbow bolts.

I woke to one of the other key events. This is where the hallucinations started,
in that the rest, I knew was real.  (wow - it's seriously spooking me still). The
first girl had turned male, and elongated, very pale, mishapen, malleable. They
were all around me, taunting. I knew that they were hallucinations, so I kept my
cool, and went back to sleep. Then, a plant dangled into my face. A whole forest of
such tiny fronds, all dancing, trying to annoy me - and they changed into the
kind of stingers that an anemone has. At about this point, I was so disturbed
by the hallucinations that I actually think I bailed from the dream, as I was aware
that I was dreaming throughout.


Ah, nothing like this has ever happened before,
when I invited a demonic lover into bed. I'm not
sure how I feel about this one.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #234 on: April 07, 2008, 03:27:35 AM »
had a dream my family asked me if i was gay last night
i went to the doctors, shopping, and was arrested

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #235 on: April 07, 2008, 04:50:20 AM »
had a dream my family asked me if i was gay last night
i went to the doctors, shopping, and was arrested

Were you shopping for free morphine and prescription pads?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #236 on: April 07, 2008, 05:04:22 AM »
I feel very disturbed.

I had a dream that I was having sex with the dude from Superbad :GA:

Never watched it either.



Very weird indeed.



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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #237 on: April 07, 2008, 05:05:35 AM »
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #238 on: April 07, 2008, 05:15:26 AM »
This is the most fucked up dream
I think I've had, as an adult.

I was going to say that it seems
stronger than anything I've heard
from anyone on acid, but realize that
I can't fully explain it.

Everything was internally consistent.
There was this girl I was seeing/interested
in (I'm not sure), and she was involved in
acting in an odd movie/psych experiment
whose storyline excited me, mainly because
it involved being alone with another, fairly
pretty thing,  who was playing an underaged
character.

I mentioned something about wishing I could be
in the final scene, and she said it could be arranged.
Now, the thing had already been 'shot' and I knew the
ending (which was not a good one), but wanted the
sexual contact, if I could.

Anyhow, everything started out a little bit like
expected, although I was a bit concerned by
the fact that it was all moving backward, at times.
I was in the process of seducing the pair, when I
discovered that the younger girl was really a hermaphrodite.
I knew it was a dream, and continued on, even though she
had two penes, one of which was a very odd color (the
third one was back home in hoboken, and even weirder,
she said  :D). Ok, so far it's a pretty weird dream, but
we haven't come to the hallucinations yet.

There was some fiddling around, and I got the herm
to mount the other. She kinda flipped after a while, and
left me to play with the herm, who gave a pretty decent
BJ. I conned the one I knew already, into taking some  drugs
she had in a foil wrapper (looked like a candy bar - she claimed
it was like Smirnof Ice.  :P)

This accelerated things. The boy (ah - I left him out, very young,
was sleeping, and the most troubled of the lot) awakened, and kinda tackled
us during our sexplay. Now, still following the plot (but getting a little weirder)
one of the toys (a monkey) was armed, and giving us orders. I don't know
how we got out of that part, but I ended up sleeping (after a detailed discussion
about how difficult arrows are to find, and how much worse crossbow bolts.

I woke to one of the other key events. This is where the hallucinations started,
in that the rest, I knew was real.  (wow - it's seriously spooking me still). The
first girl had turned male, and elongated, very pale, mishapen, malleable. They
were all around me, taunting. I knew that they were hallucinations, so I kept my
cool, and went back to sleep. Then, a plant dangled into my face. A whole forest of
such tiny fronds, all dancing, trying to annoy me - and they changed into the
kind of stingers that an anemone has. At about this point, I was so disturbed
by the hallucinations that I actually think I bailed from the dream, as I was aware
that I was dreaming throughout.


Ah, nothing like this has ever happened before,
when I invited a demonic lover into bed. I'm not
sure how I feel about this one.

ah, you write so beautifully. :-*

great dream and i love smirnoff ice. :plus:
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"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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