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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2007, 09:08:32 AM »
i once had a dream that i had Casper the friendly ghost in a Casper pencil sharpener, like a genie or something. and when i woke up i was Casper mad. i looked for a Casper sharpener for ages but couldn't find the one i had in the dream. i bought a Casper balloon instead, was really expensive too. but i had it for years, i wonder where it is.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2007, 11:37:27 AM »
You guys will be amused...

I had a rather fucked-up dream last night that tried to be a sex dream but I woudln't let it.  I won't go into the details, except to say that there was some perverted jackass- no idea who- who made a rude suggestion, I rebuffed him (no pun intended), and woke up, feeling a little bit creeped out.  What pissed me off- to the point that I had a second dream where I complained about it- was that Jack Sparrow was in the dream, but he didn't do anything sexual.  He made little more than a cameo in some context I no longer even remember.  Come on!!!  If I'm going to have a sex dream, why can't it be something thoroughly hilarious like screwing the pirate every woman in America but me has the hots for?

(By the way, the reason I dreamed about the pirate is that I was out with a friend yesterday who looooooves Johnny Depp and has a life-size (or near-to) cardboard cutout of him as Jack in her house, and we noticed another cutout of his pirateness in a different pose, so I of course pressured her to buy it.)

I don't have the hots for him.  McJagger found a full nude picture of Johnny Depp for Lucifer in the Picture Association Game and it did nothing at all for me. 

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=619.msg33771#msg33771

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2007, 11:43:49 AM »
I can do self hypnosis so I can sorta program myself to dream about certain things.  That combined with my study of psychology, and it happens to be dreams now, gives bad ideas! >:D For example, I know what an incubus nightmare is, what conditions favor it, and what time specifically stage and cycle it begins in.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2007, 11:52:24 AM »
I don't have the hots for him.  McJagger found a full nude picture of Johnny Depp for Lucifer in the Picture Association Game and it did nothing at all for me. 

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=619.msg33771#msg33771

:P  Sure, screw up my bellcurve.  Virtually every woman of high school through college age, then.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2007, 12:24:57 PM »
I can do self hypnosis so I can sorta program myself to dream about certain things.  That combined with my study of psychology, and it happens to be dreams now, gives bad ideas! >:D For example, I know what an incubus nightmare is, what conditions favor it, and what time specifically stage and cycle it begins in.

Interesting. So, are you just dreaming that you are visited,
or have you been making visitations?

I'm doing the latter again. And it's damned foolish.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2007, 12:23:15 AM »
i once had a dream that i had Casper the friendly ghost in a Casper pencil sharpener, like a genie or something. and when i woke up i was Casper mad. i looked for a Casper sharpener for ages but couldn't find the one i had in the dream. i bought a Casper balloon instead, was really expensive too. but i had it for years, i wonder where it is.
If I ever see a Casper sharpener, I'll let you know!

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2007, 07:21:53 AM »
Last night I dreamed that there were these gigantic orange fuzzy spider creatures all over the walls to "my bedroom" (not my current bedroom, but may be one from a house I lived in or visited and can't remember).  I wasn't scared so much as pissed and disgusted.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2007, 08:47:06 AM »

I dreamed about sitting in my garden with a bergamot tea and listening to music, which I do a lot of anyway, or at least I try to, but I often get snagged by the computer, announcing a contact or something and end up here. In my dream it was night, but a full moon and a bird came within an arms distance and preend herself, without being aware of me. I was completely spellbound as if the bird was Mesmer. I could not move, until she was done and flew away.

This morning, just before dawn, as light defined only the very edges of clouds in the sky, I was sitting in my garden, listening to music, drinking a glass of grape juice, when a bird landed next to me and began to preen. It was not quite in arms reach, but I could have leaned forward enough to touch it. I froze completely. As soon as I blinked the first time the bird saw me but did not recognize my outline, I suppose, since I was in shadow. It sat there for over a minute, before it took off.

That was cool.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2007, 08:54:31 AM »
I don't often have dreams that are clear enough to express in words later on, obviously sex is a common theme, but they're rarely as clear as the dreams some people seem to have.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2007, 09:26:26 AM »

I actually have several "types" of dreams. Some movie-style foggy vapory mysteryy, some are absolutely real and I have good lucidity, and some that explore a whole lifetime, from childhood to the grave in a fantasy life. I also have something like the animation books where you flip the pages past a series of images to create movement in our minds. Those are usually bad dreams and I have no control of the action.

Not all are clear, like I described earlier today.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2007, 09:27:33 AM »
More weird fucking dreams... I've started having them in my daytime 'sleep attacks' as well. Thjink its probably more connected to coming off Escitalopram than just using Tramadol to help me sleep, cos I'm having a FUCKING weird week. :GA:

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2007, 09:33:43 AM »

I actually have several "types" of dreams. Some movie-style foggy vapory mysteryy, some are absolutely real and I have good lucidity, and some that explore a whole lifetime, from childhood to the grave in a fantasy life. I also have something like the animation books where you flip the pages past a series of images to create movement in our minds. Those are usually bad dreams and I have no control of the action.

Not all are clear, like I described earlier today.

I always used to have clearer dreams on a regular basis but not really for a long time- I wonder if its related to the quality of sleep I have now.???

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2007, 01:59:57 PM »
Good, undrugged sleep, seems to make it difficult to
dream. I only get them when I'm REALLY worried,
sick, or drunk.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2007, 02:02:15 PM »
I'm the opposite- a good, longish, natural night's sleep is when I feel I have the better quality dreams- I just haven't slept well enough for that for a long time.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2007, 03:35:00 AM »
As for my dreams about pms elle, i'll keep to myself since there is plenty about me which disturbs her as is.
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