A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 28, 2007, 07:16:15 AMSHUT THE FUCK UP.Sorry, yes my period is due. You must love me, to have puta thread of my own in this section.Sex will help the cramps.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.Sorry, yes my period is due.
Quote from: calandale on May 28, 2007, 11:23:42 AMQuote from: fatty mcblob on May 28, 2007, 07:16:15 AMSHUT THE FUCK UP.Sorry, yes my period is due. You must love me, to have puta thread of my own in this section.Sex will help the cramps.I take it you didn't take heed of my first post :p
Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 28, 2007, 07:36:58 PMQuote from: calandale on May 28, 2007, 11:23:42 AMQuote from: fatty mcblob on May 28, 2007, 07:16:15 AMSHUT THE FUCK UP.Sorry, yes my period is due. You must love me, to have puta thread of my own in this section.Sex will help the cramps.I take it you didn't take heed of my first post :pdarlin' if I listened to your posts, I wouldn't think thatyou had a secret crush on me.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I'd say the one with the overdue period.
Quote from: MarkingDawg on May 30, 2007, 07:56:16 AMI'd say the one with the overdue period.You must mean him, because my period isn't overdue.
Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 30, 2007, 08:04:10 AMQuote from: MarkingDawg on May 30, 2007, 07:56:16 AMI'd say the one with the overdue period.You must mean him, because my period isn't overdue.whew.i was worried.
Quote from: McQuagmire on May 30, 2007, 12:39:27 PMQuote from: fatty mcblob on May 30, 2007, 08:04:10 AMQuote from: MarkingDawg on May 30, 2007, 07:56:16 AMI'd say the one with the overdue period.You must mean him, because my period isn't overdue.whew.i was worried.I don't think fantasies can have that effect.
though the emmaculate conception is an option.oh yeah, i'm not god!