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calandale
« on: May 28, 2007, 07:16:15 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\

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Re: calandale
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 07:35:34 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\

You just want a hug from someone lovely -- hug me.  :angel:

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Re: calandale
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 08:19:54 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\
just remember that the neurological issues that women get every 28 days is nothing more than societal conditioning.
the cramps are real enough.  can you take something for them?
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Re: calandale
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2007, 08:32:12 AM »
Q.  How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A.  Three.

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: calandale
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 08:33:11 AM »
Q.  How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A.  Three.

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why?

i don't get it. :-[
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Re: calandale
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2007, 08:34:58 AM »
Q.  How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A.  Three.

 :angel:
why?

i don't get it. :-[

IT JUST DOES, OK???
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: calandale
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2007, 08:36:40 AM »
Q.  How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A.  Three.

 :angel:
why?

i don't get it. :-[

IT JUST DOES, OK???
you are right and i am wrong.  i apologise if i was insensitive.  you don't have to forgive me.  just know this: it will never happen again.
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Re: calandale
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2007, 08:42:59 AM »
Lol.  + for refusing to be pwnd, and acting trained instead.

I loooooooooove telling that joke verbally.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: calandale
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2007, 08:45:45 AM »
Lol.  + for refusing to be pwnd, and acting trained instead.

I loooooooooove telling that joke verbally.
tis the only answer when faced with PMS....from a male persective.
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Re: calandale
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2007, 09:54:21 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\
just remember that the neurological issues that women get every 28 days is nothing more than societal conditioning.
the cramps are real enough.  can you take something for them?

I think that's bullshit.

What about the neurological issues that pregnant women get?  More societal conditioning?

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Re: calandale
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2007, 09:58:06 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\
just remember that the neurological issues that women get every 28 days is nothing more than societal conditioning.
the cramps are real enough.  can you take something for them?

I think that's bullshit.

What about the neurological issues that pregnant women get?  More societal conditioning?
i got callaway to curse.

that is what my human sexuality teacher told us.  and she was an uber feminist.

i think her reasoning was that society treats it like a shame. that it is thought of as dirty.


seriously, i doubt that the hormonal changes during PMS and pregnancy can hardly be compared to one another.
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Re: calandale
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2007, 10:06:33 AM »
Actually, I think there's a grain of truth to what McJ said.  I believe there are some cultures where PMS is either unheard-of, or not thought to be what it is thought to be in the US.  

On the subject of pregnancy, there is no "comparison" but I know for a fact some cultures value stoicism in the pain of childbirth.  In one 2001 Finnish study, the female participants even said they thought that pain in labor was somehting natural they should accept.  Low acceptance of expression of pain in cultures tends to correlate with a higher tolerance for pain.  Culture can be a pretty powerful shaper not only of behavior but of experience.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: calandale
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2007, 10:08:23 AM »
i am a firm believer in mind over matter in relation to many things.
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Re: calandale
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2007, 11:23:42 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\

You must love me, to have put
a thread of my own in this section.

Sex will help the cramps.

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Re: calandale
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2007, 11:43:53 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Sorry, yes my period is due.  :-\
just remember that the neurological issues that women get every 28 days is nothing more than societal conditioning.
the cramps are real enough.  can you take something for them?

I think that's bullshit.

What about the neurological issues that pregnant women get?  More societal conditioning?
i got callaway to curse.

that is what my human sexuality teacher told us.  and she was an uber feminist.

i think her reasoning was that society treats it like a shame. that it is thought of as dirty.


seriously, i doubt that the hormonal changes during PMS and pregnancy can hardly be compared to one another.

I suspect that if PI reads this she will tear you a new arsehole. Or at least make the one you have large enough to insert your head in. 
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