Dear Prudence, (the Siouxsie version, not that Beatles crap)
i can offer several alternative bodies for you to take over. and an added advantage is that no-one on Earth would notice the difference. you'd have to come to accept that a tinfoil hat is a really really kicking fashion accessory, though.
so, swapsies the gibberers for PI? you know how badly you react to alcohol, Prudey, dear, and she's a complete pisshead. and i think your morality console would explode - overload would be the least of your worries.
so, does that sound like a plan?
with all due respect (i.e., none),
Lucifer