I'm still hungry.
In one hand i have the option of sitting here and doing nothing. In the other hand I have the option of going downstairs, drenching a hunk of dead cow in italian dressing, burning it, then eating it. I'd also be reading about the biology of the brain while burning it. Can anyone think of some interesting thing to drench it in besides italian dressing? Might be interesting enough to tip the scales and send me on my way.