Sooooda. SOOOODDDAAAA!

[Silk]

I want one so badly. Stupid hiatal hernia. *Puts head on desk and begins to slide off as my nails drag across the wood* Want...soda. I'm just so damn tired of what I'm not supposed to eat, drink, or do.

[Calandale]

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[El]

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[Kosmonaut]

Well i dont have hiatal hernia, but i got GERD, i just have to watch that i dont eat or drink nothing a few hours before i go to bed.
That and a bottle of Gaviscon a week.
Could be worse.

[Silk]

Well i dont have hiatal hernia, but i got GERD, i just have to watch that i dont eat or drink nothing a few hours before i go to bed.
That and a bottle of Gaviscon a week.
Could be worse.

What's gaviscon?

[Kosmonaut]

Well i dont have hiatal hernia, but i got GERD, i just have to watch that i dont eat or drink nothing a few hours before i go to bed.
That and a bottle of Gaviscon a week.
Could be worse.

What's gaviscon?

its a remedy for indigestion/heartburn.
much better than rennies ( you probably not heard of that either - like eating chalk).
a swig of gaviscon is not pleasant, but quite effective.

[The_P]

I want one so badly. Stupid hiatal hernia. *Puts head on desk and begins to slide off as my nails drag across the wood* Want...soda. I'm just so damn tired of what I'm not supposed to eat, drink, or do.

It's great to be a spaz and to not have any other ailments and allergies. I have a great body, methinks.

[Silk]

I want one so badly. Stupid hiatal hernia. *Puts head on desk and begins to slide off as my nails drag across the wood* Want...soda. I'm just so damn tired of what I'm not supposed to eat, drink, or do.

It's great to be a spaz and to not have any other ailments and allergies. I have a great body, methinks.

Well...not according to your avatar. You're dead! Man, you're dead!