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Offline Tom/Mutate

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The Topless rules?
« on: May 23, 2007, 12:02:57 PM »
I was watching an Ozzy Ozbourne concert on TV, and I am confused.  On stage,  The (unknown) guitarist, slim and good looking (around 30 years old?)   topless with a muscular body.  Ozzy himself (50 + years old) also topless, but with a horroble, saggy body.  On bass "Geezer Butler" (as old as Ozzy), he has to wear a t-shirt, but it is clear through the fabric his body is just as un-appealing as Ozzy. 

So I concluded - it is ok to go topless if you are good looking but obscure, or if you are not good looking, but a celebrity.  But if you are neither celebrity or good looking, you may not.  Would this be a correct social rule?
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 12:13:29 PM »
What do you mean by ok?
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 01:12:35 PM »
How do you know the bass player has to wear a t-shirt?  Perhaps he chooses to.
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 01:15:35 PM »
Bass players are all weird anyhow.
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 02:29:42 PM »
No; the rule has to do with how good-looking you THINK you are.  In this case, it probably also had to do with how much his body image was improved by some kind of intoxication.  :P
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 02:30:26 PM »
Beer makes you fat.
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 05:24:01 PM »
Its worth it. :beergrin:
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 05:25:40 PM »
Maybe for you. Just keep your shirt on.
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 05:45:30 PM »
Oh, I intend to. Do I look like a German holidaymaker to you?
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Re: The Topless rules?
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 05:47:27 PM »
I can't see you. I'm too tired to project.
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