Not the alcoholic beverage.
I hit a wild turkey on the bike Saturday.
It tried to fly over me but didn't quite make it and flew into the bike removing my turn signal in the course of doing so.
I stopped to check the bike and then returned to the scene to find a baby turkey standing in the road where it's mother was hit.....3 more along the side of the road. They all ran into the woods shortly after I stopped.
Mom turkey was nowhere to be found.....I hope she's OK.
Pic's of the carnage (there's supposed to be a turn signal where the 2 wires are coming out of the stalk)