mmmkay I need to get a few things straight.

[Eclair]

Or artistic. If I read you correctly.

Codes codes codes...the whole world has to be decoded.

[Calandale]

Or artistic. If I read you correctly.

Codes codes codes...the whole world has to be decoded.

I spent a good minute doing so with your post.
I thought you were becoming more subtle.

[Eclair]

Or artistic. If I read you correctly.

Codes codes codes...the whole world has to be decoded.

I spent a good minute doing so with your post.
I thought you were becoming more subtle.

Man alive...what the?

It was a tongue in cheek lament that I have to decipher everything in this world.  I think we should get married, you will never understand me!

[Calandale]

Or artistic. If I read you correctly.

Codes codes codes...the whole world has to be decoded.

I spent a good minute doing so with your post.
I thought you were becoming more subtle.

Man alive...what the?

It was a tongue in cheek lament that I have to decipher everything in this world.  I think we should get married, you will never understand me!

No, the preceding one.

That would be bigamy.

[Eclair]

Or artistic. If I read you correctly.

Codes codes codes...the whole world has to be decoded.

I spent a good minute doing so with your post.
I thought you were becoming more subtle.

Man alive...what the?

It was a tongue in cheek lament that I have to decipher everything in this world.  I think we should get married, you will never understand me!

No, the preceding one.

That would be bigamy.

And mutiny.

[Eclair]

You are married already to Big Amy?
You never mention her in your posts.

[Calandale]

And mutiny.

Not once you were trained.

You are married already to Big Amy?
You never mention her in your posts.

*sigh* That dammed near deserves a ghey.

[Eclair]

And mutiny.

Not once you were trained.

You are married already to Big Amy?
You never mention her in your posts.

*sigh* That dammed near deserves a ghey.

Yes, but even then you can only train someone who can understand you at some level...I guess you could train me with food. 

[Calandale]

Food's not important enough.

Though eating might be.

[Eclair]

And mutiny.

Not once you were trained.

You are married already to Big Amy?
You never mention her in your posts.

*sigh* That dammed near deserves a ghey.

See, half the time I don't even realised I've appeared a smart ass until afterwards....I'm funny and I didn't know it.  Tourette's...it just bursts out without me knowing.

[Calandale]

That's okay, I was preparing for the
inevitable pun, and was disappointed
not to see it.

[Eclair]

That's okay, I was preparing for the
inevitable pun, and was disappointed
not to see it.

The size of your manhood Big Am I?

[Calandale]

Not quite so crass, but same idea.

[Mr Smith]

Fruit hates people?

kiwi is not a fruit you fucking tosser, that's "kiwifruit".

[Litigious]

Fruit hates people?

kiwi is not a fruit you fucking tosser, that's "kiwifruit".

In Sweden we often call the fruit just "kiwi".