mmmkay I need to get a few things straight.

[Scrapheap]

It's neater than mine and I'm a southpaw too.

[The_P]

It's neater than mine and I'm a southpaw too.

Post an example so I can mock you for it.

[Litigious]

Scary. It looks a bit like my handwriting.

You're a lefty?

No, I write with my right hand, so the text leans against the right, but otherwise it's pretty similar.

[The_P]

Scary. It looks a bit like my handwriting.

You're a lefty?

No, I write with my right hand, so the text leans against the right, but otherwise it's pretty similar.

Sample, please.

[Litigious]

How? I don't have a scanner or a webcam for the moment.

[The_P]

How? I don't have a scanner or a webcam for the moment.

Bitch.

[Calandale]

I'm selfish somewhat.

Also, I am NOT selfish. AT all. You have absolutley no ways to back that statement up. Why? Because I'm not selfish.

I always wonder if people who make claims like this have a different
concept of the word than I do. Selfishness, to me, is doing things
for one's own purposes. For example, because you want to, or enjoy
doing them. To say that one is not selfish would mean that they are
purposefully thwarting their own needs and desires - without any gain.

Now, I do this, and consider it the worst thing that a person can do. For
example, posting on the internet is (usually) an unselfish act - as I know that
there are things which are better for me to do. But, there's nothing noble
about making oneself feel miserable for no reason.

[The_P]

I'm selfish somewhat.

...Yeah, and?

[Calandale]

Sorry, I was constructing something that was
hard to get in one bite.

[The_P]

Sorry, I was constructing something that was
hard to get in one bite.

Stick your zen up your arse.

[Calandale]

So now my posts just get dragged to wherever???

Nice one girls.

Happens to everyone here.

Stick your zen up your arse.

You'd rather I stick it up yours though.

[The_P]

You, sir, are my equal. 

[Calandale]

And me. I'm secretely plotting peashits sneak extermination! 

Don't do it...his pathetic attempts are funny as hell.

You, sir, are my equal. 

Stop flaming me. I didn't start it.

[Scrapheap]

You, sir, are my equal. 

Does that mean you want to fuck him now ??

[The_P]

You, sir, are my equal. 

Does that mean you want to fuck him now ??

No, you cunt. It's just that it's nice to have some good comebacks every once in a while.