Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything

[Randy]

You don't play with me, I play with myself.  Me and dick are best friends, although we would like to meet virgina next store.

STFU, I detect the symbolism.

[Calandale]

You don't play with me, I play with myself.  Me and dick are best friends, although we would like to meet virgina next store.

STFU, I detect the symbolism.

So, uhm, are you comming out, and
announcing your relationship with Richard?

How is your sister going to take this?
Have you stopped having sex with her?

[Teejay]

So, uhm, are you comming out, and
announcing your relationship with Richard?

How is your sister going to take this?
Have you stopped having sex with her?

Actually Randy is having a sexual relationship with his mother

[Calandale]

Richard is his mother?

Damn that family's almost as
confusing as mine.

[Teejay]

Richard is his mother?

Damn that family's almost as
confusing as mine.

I meant to say that Randy is having sex with his mother not his sister as you claim.

[Randy]

No way, too busy having sex with myself.  Anyways, I have been either brewing my tea too long or drinking too many, because that is a risk for hyperflourosis.  Ten cups of strongly brewed green tea can have 10 mg of flouride in it or maybe more.  The safe upper limit for that particular nutrient is 10 mg and not higher with a safety margin.  Caffeine goes up to with loger brewing, so maybe that tiredness I had was caffeine let down, like my dad lets me down frequently.  Lately he has not, as my mom they come through only in the worst times.  It sounds like they have some intense issue of their own.

I read in a magaizine about how women get their men going, oh boy, boner city!  Glad someone has brains.

[Lucifer]

they gave their partner a hard on by feeding them a wedge of brains?  how quaint...   

[Coral]

Sounds like you've been reading one of your sister's magazine subscriptions 

[Randy]

So the fuck what.  I find useful info in there, and that one article was quite fun to read.   Toi get it all, sometimes, you must think outside the box.

Lucifer, no offense, but you suck at making smart ass comments.

So what else do you suck at?

The magazine was called "Red Book"  and it was in my grandmother's living room.

[Scrapheap]

Randy, when are you going to figure out that once is spelled o-n-c-e- and not o-u-n-c-e?? 

[odeon]

Look, he's got some fuckn truama issues and you're not helping.

[Lucifer]

 

i'm not going to say anything, cos i suck at making smart donkey comments, apparently.

a career in stand up comedy, and i still suck.  oy vey...   

[odeon]

You had a career in stand-up comedy? Tell us.

[Lucifer]

erm... i had a career in stand up comedy.  er, that's it.  you want an aspie to know what sort of answer you're looking for?!  what do you want to know?

[Randy]

Well sorry, I was tried or something.  I am not stupid, you possibly are having tunnel vision.

Ha hah, I think I know why my noise keeps turning an ugly red color.  I can fix that!

Ta tah, I have dandelion leaves and a quite house to jerk off in.