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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #225 on: June 27, 2007, 04:23:32 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on June 27, 2007, 03:25:21 PM


Ha hah, I think I know why my noise keeps turning an ugly red color.  I can fix that!

Ta tah, I have dandelion leaves and a quite house to jerk off in.
meditation can do that for you?


just don't meditate when you are at the library.  especially when the gradeschoolers are on a field trip.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #226 on: June 28, 2007, 12:13:11 AM »
Quote from: Catkiller on June 23, 2007, 07:57:21 PM
Randy, when are you going to figure out that once is spelled o-n-c-e- and not o-u-n-c-e??  :wanker:
And fluoride. Don't know why, that one annoys me more than others.
Do you eat chocolate, Randy?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #227 on: July 02, 2007, 05:14:02 PM »
Raw unsweetened cocoa powder.  I have grown at taste for many things, and now it will be wine.

I am enviting a bitch over to live with me.  My friend Jen might be coming down, and I cleaned real good!  My friend Chris, who I lost contact with, got married and has children.  God damn issues, I have been missing so much.  I will give my number out to Luara when I get the chance.  Damn I was messing with Manuel last night, never again!  That fuckn kid has some problems, I was playing around and he went over board.  I came out at 9:00pm and I saw everyone out, so I decided to chit chat.  I ask manuel to punch me in the stomach, because I am so buff.  I warned him I just ate.  God damn he punched hard, and I took it well!  I keeled over, yelled loudly, and got back up like it was nothing.  I was messing around in the grass, doing handstands and shit, and he is pushing me backwards.  Then says stuff about fuckn, and how I need to change this and that about myself.  Then he says he will get me a bitch if I let him stay in my house with me, and I have to pay him $10.00 to clean the mess my sister left.  I was like, no fuckn way, I am staying with my bitch.  He was asking me to fuck behind her back.  I see my other friend Kevin, who I also lost contact with because I met them in stonington.  I saw him in the stores a few times.  I wonder what Eric is doing.  I used to hang with the bad crowd, and I don't know why when I was so good.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #228 on: July 02, 2007, 05:22:37 PM »
how many weeks did you cry when wolfgirl broke your heart?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #229 on: July 02, 2007, 05:32:20 PM »
Fuckn truama issues will do that to you. ::)
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #230 on: July 02, 2007, 06:23:12 PM »
Flo you messed with a guy! i'm so proud of you, and turned on... :P
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #231 on: July 03, 2007, 11:08:31 AM »
Can't help it.  I was fuckn hyper and shit!  I have so many people to touch,  I have so much love to give, and I have to sing!
* AllDayGlowRandy sings, I am so excited I just can't hide it, and then cums all over the floor!

* AllDayGlowRandy grabs I love seany, spins her around in his arms with her feet almost dragging on the ground, and hugs her tight.  I am so just so full of life and I can't seem to express it enough.  I am so not used to having people be nice to me, that hurts, in a good way.

I wanted to do that to my girlfriend, but she don't let anyone pick her up.  I also wanted to pick her up in the threshold.  She does not seem open to trying new things either, and I wanted to try a spaken to see if I like it or not.  She is into pain, but not as much me and  ironically she won't even try.  I told her to be open or she might miss something she loves.  She even wants to do something sexual to me that sounds rather painful, but I am open as always.  I am very squimish so I don't know if I will ever be able to handle that.  Lets just say she wants to bruise my machinery, and its something related to the very dirty thing I wanted to do to her.  I just get all wild and act totally different when I am like that.  I told her that I tend to copy what the other person does to show how much I liked something. I am not surprised, I do that to everyone.  I mean my shear intensity cracks people up.

I went to my mom's neighbor's house and played in there moon walk inflated tent with the kids.  I was doing fuckn flips in there and shit.  I swiped candy from their party off the ground for Jen.  I hope she calls soon.  Its hard making friends with the opposite sex because it turns into sex and lust quick.

I have been so selfish, How is it going I Love Seany?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #232 on: July 03, 2007, 01:41:04 PM »
Take your meds, BP boy.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #233 on: July 03, 2007, 02:05:44 PM »
tell us more about you being gay.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #234 on: July 03, 2007, 04:34:57 PM »
i wouldn't worry about that if i were you, millabillaballs - he's just hugged you covered in his manjuice.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #235 on: July 05, 2007, 12:07:09 PM »
Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #236 on: July 05, 2007, 12:18:14 PM »
You acting normal isn't normal at all, beating the shit out of someone ISN'T normal!!!  Why do you think that everyone wants you anyway???
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #237 on: July 05, 2007, 12:27:25 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on July 05, 2007, 12:07:09 PM
Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.


rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #238 on: July 05, 2007, 12:49:50 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on July 05, 2007, 12:07:09 PM
Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.
hey randy.  do you want to take a walk on the wild side.....with me?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #239 on: July 05, 2007, 01:17:14 PM »
Quote from: willow on July 05, 2007, 12:27:25 PM
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on July 05, 2007, 12:07:09 PM
Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.


rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

QFT.

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