The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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Al: Thank you.The first thing I saw when I checked Who's Online:Guest 08:05:48 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.Guest 08:03:11 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.Guest 08:00:46 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 10, 2013, 08:12:38 PMAl: Thank you.The first thing I saw when I checked Who's Online:Guest 08:05:48 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.Guest 08:03:11 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.Guest 08:00:46 PM Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.There's some panicky situation going on there, I think.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Your probation officer is watching you.
Quote from: odeon on July 12, 2013, 12:06:40 AMYour probation officer is watching you. That wouldn't surprise me. If he's wondering where the bodies are buried, all of the secrets are here. In America, the person who watches over you after you leave prison is a parole officer, not a probation officer.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 12, 2013, 05:29:11 AMQuote from: odeon on July 12, 2013, 12:06:40 AMYour probation officer is watching you. That wouldn't surprise me. If he's wondering where the bodies are buried, all of the secrets are here. In America, the person who watches over you after you leave prison is a parole officer, not a probation officer. What scares me is that you know this.
I'm relieved. I thought those sounds were something else.