ooh, this has to be weirdest of the lot:
DrunkardsWalk 10:56:10 Viewing a list of recent topics.
No I'm not! I'm doing this. And I was doing that (Snooping). Evidently. But now I can conclusively prove that I wasn't snooping. I was doing something else altogether, if the forum police come knocking at my inbox.
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"And how exactly did you acquire this evidence? "
Simple , Guv, by snooping on myself. Oops.
-Walkie