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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7140 on: January 11, 2014, 06:14:08 PM »
Wasn't really thinking it's creepy. He should have it memorized by now. It's not as if she used that profile very much.

Maybe he goes there for comfort, finding that somethings in life are not changing indeed.
Maybe I should try that. :laugh:

If it works, that profile could become a shrine, attracting many pilgrims.

Bot cultists can't view profiles. :tinfoil:
If it works as a calming beacon for members, I2 could advertise with having a shrine that never changes, whatever happens.
Could bring in new members.

We have such a shrine. It changes only infrequently, and it draws in constipated bot cultists by the hundreds. :headbang2:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7141 on: January 11, 2014, 06:15:49 PM »
Wasn't really thinking it's creepy. He should have it memorized by now. It's not as if she used that profile very much.

Maybe he goes there for comfort, finding that somethings in life are not changing indeed.
Maybe I should try that. :laugh:

If it works, that profile could become a shrine, attracting many pilgrims.

Bot cultists can't view profiles. :tinfoil:

The bots do like Eris' old thread: Name my new submissive. She and the microwaved lobster tails may one day become legend too.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7142 on: January 11, 2014, 06:16:33 PM »
Wasn't really thinking it's creepy. He should have it memorized by now. It's not as if she used that profile very much.

Maybe he goes there for comfort, finding that somethings in life are not changing indeed.
Maybe I should try that. :laugh:

If it works, that profile could become a shrine, attracting many pilgrims.

Bot cultists can't view profiles. :tinfoil:
If it works as a calming beacon for members, I2 could advertise with having a shrine that never changes, whatever happens.
Could bring in new members.

We have such a shrine. It changes only infrequently, and it draws in constipated bot cultists by the hundreds. :headbang2:

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7143 on: January 11, 2014, 06:19:20 PM »
Wasn't really thinking it's creepy. He should have it memorized by now. It's not as if she used that profile very much.

Maybe he goes there for comfort, finding that somethings in life are not changing indeed.
Maybe I should try that. :laugh:

If it works, that profile could become a shrine, attracting many pilgrims.

Bot cultists can't view profiles. :tinfoil:

The bots do like Eris' old thread: Name my new submissive. She and the microwaved lobster tails may one day become legend too.

I wonder about that. Who would get a lobster tail, then microwave it?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7144 on: January 11, 2014, 06:20:24 PM »
Wasn't really thinking it's creepy. He should have it memorized by now. It's not as if she used that profile very much.

Maybe he goes there for comfort, finding that somethings in life are not changing indeed.
Maybe I should try that. :laugh:

If it works, that profile could become a shrine, attracting many pilgrims.

Bot cultists can't view profiles. :tinfoil:

The bots do like Eris' old thread: Name my new submissive. She and the microwaved lobster tails may one day become legend too.

I wonder about that. Who would get a lobster tail, then microwave it?

Weird bots. :laugh:

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7145 on: January 11, 2014, 06:52:51 PM »
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7146 on: January 12, 2014, 03:08:07 AM »
She is watching *you*.
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7147 on: January 12, 2014, 08:31:31 AM »
She is watching *you*.

She is controlling her minions. :tinfoil:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couldbecousin Massachusetts wgah'nagl fhtagn. :cthulhu:

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7148 on: January 12, 2014, 09:15:14 AM »
She is watching *you*.

She is controlling her minions. :tinfoil:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couldbecousin Massachusetts wgah'nagl fhtagn. :cthulhu:

:cbc:

  H. P. Lovecraft set many of his weird stories in fictional towns in Massachusetts.  :thumbup:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7149 on: January 12, 2014, 09:18:32 AM »
She is watching *you*.

She is controlling her minions. :tinfoil:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couldbecousin Massachusetts wgah'nagl fhtagn. :cthulhu:

:cbc:

  H. P. Lovecraft set many of his weird stories in fictional towns in Massachusetts.  :thumbup:

:indeed:

There was a reason for that. :tinfoil:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7150 on: January 12, 2014, 09:20:55 AM »
She is watching *you*.

She is controlling her minions. :tinfoil:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couldbecousin Massachusetts wgah'nagl fhtagn. :cthulhu:

:cbc:

  H. P. Lovecraft set many of his weird stories in fictional towns in Massachusetts.  :thumbup:

:indeed:

There was a reason for that. :tinfoil:

  Well, Massachusetts is near the coast, ergo accessible by Cthulhu-esque sea creatures, also it has centuries of history
   and is a beautiful and mysterious place!  Lovecraft had excellent taste in geographical settings.  :M
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7151 on: January 12, 2014, 10:05:08 AM »
She is watching *you*.

She is controlling her minions. :tinfoil:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Couldbecousin Massachusetts wgah'nagl fhtagn. :cthulhu:

:cbc:

  H. P. Lovecraft set many of his weird stories in fictional towns in Massachusetts.  :thumbup:

:indeed:

There was a reason for that. :tinfoil:

  Well, Massachusetts is near the coast, ergo accessible by Cthulhu-esque sea creatures, also it has centuries of history
   and is a beautiful and mysterious place!  Lovecraft had excellent taste in geographical settings.  :M


Or he knew that Massholes are strange and mysterious creatures. :GA:

Here is an average Massachusetts resident getting ready in the morning:

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7152 on: January 12, 2014, 10:08:53 AM »
  Massholes have to be tough.  Wimpy little punctuation marks would not fare well here.   :flame:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7153 on: January 12, 2014, 10:16:28 AM »
  Massholes have to be tough.  Wimpy little punctuation marks would not fare well here.   :flame:

:hide:

Frogger shouldn't be autobiographical. :P
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #7154 on: January 12, 2014, 10:18:11 AM »
  Massholes have to be tough.  Wimpy little punctuation marks would not fare well here.   :flame:

:hide:

Frogger shouldn't be autobiographical. :P

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