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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6585 on: July 10, 2013, 09:54:39 PM »
It's a dark and treacherous thread.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6586 on: July 11, 2013, 12:58:47 AM »
Al: Thank you.

The first thing I saw when I checked Who's Online:

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:laugh:

There's some panicky situation going on there, I think.
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6587 on: July 11, 2013, 05:22:07 AM »
Al: Thank you.

The first thing I saw when I checked Who's Online:

Guest    08:05:48 PM    Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.
Guest    08:03:11 PM    Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.
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:laugh:

There's some panicky situation going on there, I think.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6588 on: July 11, 2013, 08:18:34 PM »
Guest    08:03:51 PM    Viewing the topic Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated.

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6589 on: July 11, 2013, 08:57:20 PM »
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6590 on: July 12, 2013, 12:06:40 AM »
Your probation officer is watching you. :toporly:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6591 on: July 12, 2013, 05:24:57 AM »
This'll probably be gone from the shoutbox by the time Jack's here:

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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6592 on: July 12, 2013, 05:29:11 AM »
Your probation officer is watching you. :toporly:

That wouldn't surprise me. If he's wondering where the bodies are buried, all of the secrets are here. ;)

In America, the person who watches over you after you leave prison is a parole officer, not a probation officer. :police: ;)
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6593 on: July 12, 2013, 08:35:40 AM »
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6594 on: July 12, 2013, 03:07:29 PM »
Online Lit    03:02:25 PM    Viewing Who's Online.
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6595 on: July 12, 2013, 03:25:47 PM »
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That's a very thorough bot. :laugh:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6596 on: July 12, 2013, 04:15:26 PM »
Your probation officer is watching you. :toporly:

That wouldn't surprise me. If he's wondering where the bodies are buried, all of the secrets are here. ;)

In America, the person who watches over you after you leave prison is a parole officer, not a probation officer. :police: ;)

What scares me is that you know this. :orly:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6597 on: July 12, 2013, 04:32:46 PM »
Your probation officer is watching you. :toporly:

That wouldn't surprise me. If he's wondering where the bodies are buried, all of the secrets are here. ;)

In America, the person who watches over you after you leave prison is a parole officer, not a probation officer. :police: ;)

What scares me is that you know this. :orly:

I learned a lot while I was away. :police: :zoinks:

Also, ignore the rustling in the bushes outside your house. It's probably just a cat. :toporly:
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6598 on: July 12, 2013, 05:27:14 PM »
I'm relieved. I thought those sounds were something else.
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Re: caught snooping
« Reply #6599 on: July 12, 2013, 07:04:36 PM »
I'm relieved. I thought those sounds were something else.

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