A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on June 25, 2011, 07:30:43 PMYour new avatar makes it look like you are spying on me from my computer screen. :lol: yes i can see you.....where is your other hand....wave at Bod please!
Your new avatar makes it look like you are spying on me from my computer screen.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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I have noticed you like to peruse members profiles quite a bit.
Quote from: skyblue1 on June 25, 2011, 09:33:59 PMI have noticed you like to peruse members profiles quite a bit. Here?
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Quote from: Jack on June 25, 2011, 09:54:14 PMGuest 09:38:39 PM Viewing the topic Inmate hides gun in flabs of fat. I misplaced a pencil in between my stomach rolls once! But then I stood up and it fell to the floor!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 25, 2011, 09:56:21 PMQuote from: Jack on June 25, 2011, 09:54:14 PMGuest 09:38:39 PM Viewing the topic Inmate hides gun in flabs of fat. I misplaced a pencil in between my stomach rolls once! But then I stood up and it fell to the floor! I misplaced a roll once. Had to eat a regular slice of bread....
Quote from: skyblue1 on June 25, 2011, 10:00:28 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 25, 2011, 09:56:21 PMQuote from: Jack on June 25, 2011, 09:54:14 PMGuest 09:38:39 PM Viewing the topic Inmate hides gun in flabs of fat. I misplaced a pencil in between my stomach rolls once! But then I stood up and it fell to the floor! I misplaced a roll once. Had to eat a regular slice of bread.... But I'll bet you've never had a chubby snowman silhouette!