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MCalavera 07:55:43 PM Viewing MCalavera's profile.Didn't catch you snooping, but snooperbating is almost as good
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 15, 2011, 07:59:55 PMMCalavera 07:55:43 PM Viewing MCalavera's profile.Didn't catch you snooping, but snooperbating is almost as good I'm telling your wife what you're doing behind her back.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:44:35 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 15, 2011, 07:59:55 PMMCalavera 07:55:43 PM Viewing MCalavera's profile.Didn't catch you snooping, but snooperbating is almost as good I'm telling your wife what you're doing behind her back. Nobody likes a tattletale.
By the way, I'm just constantly watching my post count as it approaches the number 500. So expect me snoopbaiting every now and then until I hit the target number.
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Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:52:48 PMBy the way, I'm just constantly watching my post count as it approaches the number 500. So expect me snoopbaiting every now and then until I hit the target number. You should be able to tell how many posts you have without looking at your profile. Also, admission isn't automatic.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 08:58:32 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:52:48 PMBy the way, I'm just constantly watching my post count as it approaches the number 500. So expect me snoopbaiting every now and then until I hit the target number. You should be able to tell how many posts you have without looking at your profile. Also, admission isn't automatic.Admission for what? I just want to hit 500, that is all.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 09:18:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 08:58:32 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:52:48 PMBy the way, I'm just constantly watching my post count as it approaches the number 500. So expect me snoopbaiting every now and then until I hit the target number. You should be able to tell how many posts you have without looking at your profile. Also, admission isn't automatic.Admission for what? I just want to hit 500, that is all.The Elder's Forum.
The Elder's Forum. To get in, you must cause CBC to fall down, or you must call out Odeon and Callaway at the same time.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 09:21:32 PMThe Elder's Forum. To get in, you must cause CBC to fall down, or you must call out Odeon and Callaway at the same time. Odeon and Callaway at the same time? Nah, too much. I'll go for causing CBC to fall down. PPK can easily help me with that one.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 10:16:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 09:21:32 PMThe Elder's Forum. To get in, you must cause CBC to fall down, or you must call out Odeon and Callaway at the same time. Odeon and Callaway at the same time? Nah, too much. I'll go for causing CBC to fall down. PPK can easily help me with that one. You fellows can try, but you will fail. Weebles wobble but they DON'T fall down!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 10:21:13 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 10:16:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 09:21:32 PMThe Elder's Forum. To get in, you must cause CBC to fall down, or you must call out Odeon and Callaway at the same time. Odeon and Callaway at the same time? Nah, too much. I'll go for causing CBC to fall down. PPK can easily help me with that one. You fellows can try, but you will fail. Weebles wobble but they DON'T fall down! Keep telling yourself that, lady. All I have to do is say something very unexpected and unpredictable that it will make even a weeble like you fall down hard to the ground due to the sudden shock. If you've watched Japanese anime, you'll know what I mean.And if it's force that's needed, that's where PPK comes in handy. This man can throw an ox down to the ground. What are you weeble compared to an ox?