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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2007, 08:42:54 PM »
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Nah. I wouldn't take a family man away.
I knew you had morals deep, deep, deep down in that shrivelled heart of yours.

I thought it was something else that was shriveled?
I thought that's where your heart was, Cal.  :laugh:

Sometimes it does rather seem that way.
But, I have had sex with some people
and NOT fallen for them. These were
mistakes.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2007, 08:43:38 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:42:54 PM
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Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:24:12 PM
Nah. I wouldn't take a family man away.
I knew you had morals deep, deep, deep down in that shrivelled heart of yours.

I thought it was something else that was shriveled?
I thought that's where your heart was, Cal.  :laugh:

Sometimes it does rather seem that way.
But, I have had sex with some people
and NOT fallen for them. These were
mistakes.
i forgot, pleasure is a bad thing. ::)
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2007, 08:45:03 PM »
What's the worst thing about being a penis...

5. You have a hole in your head.

4. You have permanent ring-around-the-collar.

3. Your next door neighbors are two nuts and an asshole.

2. Your best friend is a cunt.

1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2007, 08:45:23 PM »
No. I just erred and fucked people whom
I had no chance of loving. Should have known
better. I'm not even sure that I know now.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2007, 08:46:06 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:45:23 PM
No. I just erred and fucked people whom
I had no chance of loving. Should have known
better. I'm not even sure that I know now.
is there something wrong with 'just sex'?
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2007, 08:48:19 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:46:06 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:45:23 PM
No. I just erred and fucked people whom
I had no chance of loving. Should have known
better. I'm not even sure that I know now.
is there something wrong with 'just sex'?

Not in theory. It just doesn't work for me.
I used to think that it would, but I get stupid
about anyone attractive that I'm with. And, I
don't really like it with unattractive people.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2007, 08:49:31 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:48:19 PM
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Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:45:23 PM
No. I just erred and fucked people whom
I had no chance of loving. Should have known
better. I'm not even sure that I know now.
is there something wrong with 'just sex'?

Not in theory. It just doesn't work for me.
I used to think that it would, but I get stupid
about anyone attractive that I'm with. And, I
don't really like it with unattractive people.
orgasm doesn't work for you!


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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2007, 08:53:04 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:49:31 PM
orgasm doesn't work for you!

Mine, or someone elses?

Mine, I can manage without anyone.
Hey, it ain't the same, but it's no big
deal.

Pleasing someone else is something that
I miss to all hell, but THAT'S exactly where
I end up falling for them. Caring enough
to please is quite a jump for me.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2007, 08:54:17 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:53:04 PM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:49:31 PM
orgasm doesn't work for you!

Mine, or someone elses?

Mine, I can manage without anyone.
Hey, it ain't the same, but it's no big
deal.

Pleasing someone else is something that
I miss to all hell, but THAT'S exactly where
I end up falling for them. Caring enough
to please is quite a jump for me.
i just cannot imagine why it has to be so emotional.

am i missing out on an important part of sex?
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2007, 08:55:34 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
i just cannot imagine why it has to be so emotional.

am i missing out on an important part of sex?

It's not just sex. Just being around someone
and making them happy, male or female, tends
to make me begin to fall in love.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2007, 08:56:34 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:53:04 PM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:49:31 PM
orgasm doesn't work for you!

Mine, or someone elses?

Mine, I can manage without anyone.
Hey, it ain't the same, but it's no big
deal.

Pleasing someone else is something that
I miss to all hell, but THAT'S exactly where
I end up falling for them. Caring enough
to please is quite a jump for me.
i just cannot imagine why it has to be so emotional.

am i missing out on an important part of sex?
Can't help you with that one.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2007, 08:58:18 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
i just cannot imagine why it has to be so emotional.

am i missing out on an important part of sex?

It's not just sex. Just being around someone
and making them happy, male or female, tends
to make me begin to fall in love.
this seems to me that you are saying that you like to please, you are a giver.

but most other times....when it isn't about sex....it seems that you communicate that it is all about you.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2007, 09:04:15 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 08:58:18 PM
this seems to me that you are saying that you like to please, you are a giver.

but most other times....when it isn't about sex....it seems that you communicate that it is all about you.

Meaningless distinction. I please because I like to.
It's still all about me. I suspect most people are
this way. Where it's not, I feel I'm being untrue
to myself - such as my ph'ing addiction.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2007, 09:06:33 PM »
sorry, i have to shower and go to bed.
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Re: Mission: Accomplished!!!
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2007, 09:09:43 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 17, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
sorry, i have to shower and go to bed.
See Calandale...you talked about feelings and he ran away!
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