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Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« on: May 11, 2007, 07:47:14 AM »
If you could eliminate 3 social customs, norms, or taboos, what would they be?  Be as serious or non-serious as you'd like in response.

I'd make women more equal to men.  We would be able to:
1.  Not wear makeup and not have that seem strange
2.  Not shave our legs and still wear shorts
3.  Burp in public
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 07:48:57 AM »
Number 1. No doubt.

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 07:52:36 AM »
1.  Not wear makeup and not have that seem strange
2.  Not shave our legs and still wear shorts
3.  Burp in public

i do all that anyway.
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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 07:53:44 AM »
I can accept a woman spitting, if she spits on my cockhead before a blowjob/handjob. I can also accept a woman farting after an arsefuck.  8)

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 07:55:52 AM »
I can accept a woman spitting, if she spits on my cockhead before a blowjob/handjob. I can also accept a woman farting after an arsefuck.  8)

And who said you weren't considerate towards women?   :laugh:

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 07:59:48 AM »
only way to survive farting is to laugh it off. :emb: otherwise it's like a huge, smelly elephant in the room. :sheep: :P
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 08:01:15 AM »
Cumfarting is pretty nice. I'd like a girl to farth out my cum in a glass and then drink it, though.  :angel:

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 08:04:35 AM »
1) Women wouldn't be considered sluts for wanting to have sex on a first date, with many partners,etc
2) People would stop playing the dating 'games' and would just be honest with each other.
3) Queefs would be considered a compliment after a good fucking, rather like a burp is considered a compliment after a good meal in some cultures.

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 08:05:15 AM »
Cumfarting is pretty nice. I'd like a girl to farth out my cum in a glass and then drink it, though.  :angel:
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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 08:07:39 AM »
Cumfarting is pretty nice. I'd like a girl to farth out my cum in a glass and then drink it, though.  :angel:
always the gentleman.

I know.  8)

Is "queefs" slang for "fuckfarts"?  ???

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 08:08:44 AM »
Cumfarting is pretty nice. I'd like a girl to farth out my cum in a glass and then drink it, though.  :angel:
always the gentleman.

I know.  8)

Is "queefs" slang for "fuckfarts"?  ???
i think it is how they say quice in the UK.  that is why they say that real men to eat quice.
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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 08:10:34 AM »
Damned TV and internet. I'm more familiar with American slang than British.  :-[

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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2007, 08:12:48 AM »
who cares about british slang?

remember that south park episode? :P
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Re: Eliminating 3 social customs/norms/taboos
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2007, 08:19:01 AM »
Damned TV and internet. I'm more familiar with American slang than British.  :-[

Sorry I didn't realise it was British slag, I've seen a few Americans use the term.