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Alex of Borg
« on: May 02, 2006, 10:33:49 AM »
While my connection was being evil, I got bored and made this.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2006, 10:36:37 AM »
PMSL, Peter!  That cheesy grin makes it even funnier!

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2006, 11:00:24 AM »
Star Trek blows, and so does this Alex fellow.

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2006, 12:49:56 PM »
fuck, that's scary.  it actually made me jump.  please warn me if you decide to do that sort of thing again, anyone.  i am of a nervous (or, possibly, nervis) disposition.

i'll be awake half the night, now, with nightmares.   :-\

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2006, 04:18:04 PM »
clever lad, that mackenzie bloke ;)
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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2006, 09:22:12 AM »
While my connection was being evil, I got bored and made this.


What a laugh.......... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2006, 09:25:54 AM »
That expression just suits the smirking king of the buttfuckers- he looks like he's just shafted one of the poor WP members again.  There's a thought- do you think that's his orgasm face??

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2006, 09:27:28 AM »
That expression just suits the smirking king of the buttfuckers- he looks like he's just shafted one of the poor WP members again.? There's a thought- do you think that's his orgasm face??
Yeah for sure. :laugh:
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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2006, 09:28:50 AM »
I wonder what sounds he makes to go along with it.

"Meeeeeeeeee!  Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2006, 09:29:56 AM »
I wonder what sounds he makes to go along with it.

"Meeeeeeeeee!  Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

pmsl- he probably refers to himself in the third person

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2006, 09:32:22 AM »
I wonder what sounds he makes to go along with it.

"Meeeeeeeeee!  Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

pmsl- he probably refers to himself in the third person

"Oh Alex, you can do it!  You're da man Alex!  You're da big, big man!!!"
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2006, 09:34:21 AM »
I suppose his main fantasy is similar to the "Max on Max" skit from Conan O'brien
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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2006, 09:15:19 AM »
You're never fully dressed without a smile...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2006, 12:34:55 AM »
what is borg?

i have heard of bjorn borg.

he was a swedish (i think) tennins player who won several consecutive wimbletons in a row and retired during his prime.
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Re: Alex of Borg
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2006, 12:46:40 AM »