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Offline McGiver

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2007, 05:41:52 PM »
no it's that i have a second g spot up my anus that noone knows about

i only have one g spot and it's in my anus as well.



let's work with your anal g-spot theme for your surprising announcement.
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2007, 06:41:37 PM »
well goodluck! :laugh:

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2007, 06:49:51 PM »
no it's that i have a second g spot up my anus that noone knows about

Mind if we search?

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2007, 07:59:35 PM »
I'm in a quandary,........who is the ultimate anal master of Intensity?  I shall drink some wine and ponder the imponderable! :P  <hic>

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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2007, 08:09:45 PM »
I'm in a quandary,........who is the ultimate anal master of Intensity?  I shall drink some wine and ponder the imponderable! :P  <hic>

There are easy ways to find out.

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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2007, 07:32:16 AM »
i am quite anal :P
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2007, 07:49:48 AM »
i am quite anal :P

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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2007, 07:51:49 AM »
gee whiz. no :P
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2007, 08:55:06 PM »
whats going on in yer avatar? are those blood vessels

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2007, 12:33:34 AM »
whats going on in yer avatar? are those blood vessels

... or electric, radiant pleasure-cuts?
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2007, 07:02:40 AM »
"Queen of the second anal gspot"

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2007, 07:04:14 AM »
"Queen of the second anal gspot"

(of the aspie elite)
and for calandale:

that's not a g-spot, those are hemmeroids.
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2007, 06:16:03 PM »
i want something concise and striking and well as cute and cuddly
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2007, 07:09:19 PM »
i want something concise and striking and well as cute and cuddly
the back of calandales hand?
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2007, 11:15:24 PM »
i want something concise and striking and well as cute and cuddly
the back of calandales hand?

Damn. You called that one right.