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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1950 on: January 30, 2008, 06:26:56 AM »
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I don't see what the ho-hah is with shoes. It's not like they're gonna fly you anywhere.


Wouldn't that depend on the particular shoes?  :zoinks:


They aren't Mary Janes you heathen.


:laugh:   :plus:

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties ;)
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1951 on: January 30, 2008, 06:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:26:56 AM


S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties ;)


Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1952 on: January 30, 2008, 06:55:16 AM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 06:29:22 AM
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:26:56 AM


S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties ;)


Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1953 on: January 30, 2008, 07:06:42 AM »
Not my taste dear.
You might enjoy shoes
in such a manner, but I prefer not
to.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1954 on: January 30, 2008, 07:18:29 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:55:16 AM
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 06:29:22 AM
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:26:56 AM


S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties ;)


Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.


 :LMAO:

 :plus:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1955 on: January 30, 2008, 08:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:55:16 AM
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 06:29:22 AM
Quote from: Eclair on January 30, 2008, 06:26:56 AM


S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties ;)


Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.


:LMAO:   :plus:


oooooh, choose me, choose me!!   :eyelash:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1956 on: February 01, 2008, 02:33:36 AM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 07:06:42 AM
Not my taste dear.
You might enjoy shoes
in such a manner, but I prefer not
to.

Well of course not.  A narcissist would never make himself vulnerable enough to worship and adore a real woman.

Instead you fantasize about youthful dewy young girls mesmerised by your charm....which has perhaps long faded.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1957 on: February 01, 2008, 02:38:43 AM »
"dewy"!

:laugh:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1958 on: February 01, 2008, 02:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 02:38:43 AM
"dewy"!

:laugh:

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective??  :P
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1959 on: February 01, 2008, 02:51:30 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on February 01, 2008, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 02:38:43 AM
"dewy"!

:laugh:

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective??  :P

:laugh:

"demented"?  "desperate"?  "delusional"?

;)

:-*
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1960 on: February 01, 2008, 02:53:59 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 02:51:30 AM
Quote from: Eclair on February 01, 2008, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 02:38:43 AM
"dewy"!

:laugh:

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective??  :P

:laugh:

"demented"?  "desperate"?  "delusional"?

;)

:-*

lol....how about we sum it up in one.....

'doughey'....
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1961 on: February 01, 2008, 02:57:16 AM »
/cracks up.

:laugh:

what a grim thought - all that pale, squidgy flesh blubbering about during sex.

i wish i hadn't said that, as i now have the most repulsive image in my head...

:puke:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1962 on: February 01, 2008, 03:03:00 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 02:57:16 AM
/cracks up.

:laugh:

what a grim thought - all that pale, squidgy flesh blubbering about during sex.

i wish i hadn't said that, as i now have the most repulsive image in my head...

:puke:

Well, let's put it this way.  Cal would never pick anyone who was more intelligent or knowledgable than himself....God Forbid.

Wonder when he last really conquered a woman?  Yet he acts as is if he is Rasputin.  And so full of charm.....

sorry...don't ever recall a heroine ever wearing flatties....

even Dorothy had some pump to her heels!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1963 on: February 01, 2008, 03:04:34 AM »
his version of "conquered" is dubious to say the least.   :grrr:

but... but... but you haven't seen what I can do with a pair of flatties, my treasure.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1964 on: February 01, 2008, 04:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 03:04:34 AM
his version of "conquered" is dubious to say the least.   :grrr:

but... but... but you haven't seen what I can do with a pair of flatties, my treasure.   :evillaugh:

All I can see them useful for is for Cal to drink his own cum out of them! :evillaugh:
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