A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: McJagger on November 17, 2007, 08:26:19 AMQuote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:23:40 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 08:14:38 AMQuote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:01:48 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:57:35 AMQuote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?how about not?not publicly?how about not?that is twice.if you multiply two negatives, then they become a positive.Your missing out the good old complex numbers
Quote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:23:40 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 08:14:38 AMQuote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:01:48 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:57:35 AMQuote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?how about not?not publicly?how about not?that is twice.if you multiply two negatives, then they become a positive.
Quote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 08:14:38 AMQuote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:01:48 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:57:35 AMQuote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?how about not?not publicly?how about not?
Quote from: Eclair on November 17, 2007, 08:01:48 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:57:35 AMQuote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?how about not?not publicly?
Quote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:57:35 AMQuote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?how about not?
Quote from: Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte on November 17, 2007, 07:55:21 AMQuote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.how about your most recent fantasy?
Quote from: McJELLO on November 17, 2007, 07:46:59 AMin detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.I would provide an account in detail, but they vary constantly. I'm a creature of fantasy and variety...always.
in detail, would you describe your most secretive sex fantasy?feel free to use me as a prop.
Eh so you mentioned your pet chihuahua...eh what was the name? oh yeah 'Alexandra'. You mentioned you were searching for a nice festive jacket for her. Maybe with cute little reindeer ears. Any luck?
Do you have cream filling and a chocolate top?
Whaaaa, why did you change your name or did someone play a prank on you? Are those your feet in the avatar?
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 26, 2007, 08:49:03 PMWhaaaa, why did you change your name or did someone play a prank on you? Are those your feet in the avatar? No, I changed my name, it's an old name I used years and years ago and then I realised it fits in with Eclair too, so I thought it would make a change.Yes, that is my foot in in black stockings in one of my shoes. Shiny shoes, of course.
Quote from: Creme Deluxe on November 27, 2007, 03:33:18 AMQuote from: Spokane Girl on November 26, 2007, 08:49:03 PMWhaaaa, why did you change your name or did someone play a prank on you? Are those your feet in the avatar? No, I changed my name, it's an old name I used years and years ago and then I realised it fits in with Eclair too, so I thought it would make a change.Yes, that is my foot in in black stockings in one of my shoes. Shiny shoes, of course.Finally you have gone NT too Where did you post the picture of your tits? I tried finding it but couldn't. Or did you send the pic in PMs?
Why did you remove it?
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 27, 2007, 04:02:11 AMWhy did you remove it? You removed your nude shot, didn't you? Anyway, the reason I posted it was because I knew McJ didn't think I would have the balls to post one.
Quote from: Creme Deluxe on November 27, 2007, 04:04:41 AMQuote from: Spokane Girl on November 27, 2007, 04:02:11 AMWhy did you remove it? You removed your nude shot, didn't you? Anyway, the reason I posted it was because I knew McJ didn't think I would have the balls to post one. Oh God, you don't have balls, do you?
Quote from: Dan D. Lyons on November 27, 2007, 04:13:05 AMQuote from: Creme Deluxe on November 27, 2007, 04:04:41 AMQuote from: Spokane Girl on November 27, 2007, 04:02:11 AMWhy did you remove it? You removed your nude shot, didn't you? Anyway, the reason I posted it was because I knew McJ didn't think I would have the balls to post one. Oh God, you don't have balls, do you?Well put it this way, if I say no, McJ will tease me and say he wants photographic evidence of my genitals before he believes it....