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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1170 on: July 10, 2007, 04:53:29 PM »
I'm doing this to everybody. I want to see what everybody gets on the autism test.

Well, thanks for including me, but I'm not doing it. 


Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1171 on: July 10, 2007, 08:57:12 PM »
hello, eclair.

Lionel? 
did i piss you off?

was that my random name?

She just wants you dancing on the ceiling.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1172 on: July 10, 2007, 09:11:08 PM »
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1173 on: July 11, 2007, 05:29:32 AM »
I'm doing this to everybody. I want to see what everybody gets on the autism test.

Well, thanks for including me, but I'm not doing it. 


Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????

No offence, I just don't have the patience at the moment.  Maybe another time.  x

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1174 on: July 11, 2007, 05:30:42 AM »
hello, eclair.

Lionel? 

is it me you're looking for?

I've been alone with you inside my mind....

(Thank God, someone got the reference to Lionel!)

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1175 on: July 11, 2007, 07:19:46 AM »
hello, eclair.

Lionel? 

is it me you're looking for?

I've been alone with you inside my mind....

(Thank God, someone got the reference to Lionel!)
this reads like a positive sign.  but, we haven't talked for a few days.  are you quitting me cold turkey?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1176 on: July 11, 2007, 02:18:30 PM »
now i have that song in my head.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1177 on: July 11, 2007, 02:54:47 PM »
now i have that song in my head.

If you have read some of my other posts you will know, I am evil like that!

.....Cos I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do...
are you somewhere, feeling lonely....?
Or is someone loving you...?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1178 on: July 11, 2007, 03:00:00 PM »
hello, eclair.

Lionel? 

is it me you're looking for?

I've been alone with you inside my mind....

(Thank God, someone got the reference to Lionel!)
this reads like a positive sign.  but, we haven't talked for a few days.  are you quitting me cold turkey?

What?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1179 on: July 11, 2007, 03:02:34 PM »
that's got to be one of my most loathed songs ever.   :grrr:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1180 on: July 11, 2007, 03:06:15 PM »
that's got to be one of my most loathed songs ever.   :grrr:

Are you serious?  I think it's beautiful....

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Joking...I'm with you!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1181 on: July 11, 2007, 03:28:01 PM »
PHEW !!

how about - in no particular order of horror:

the cunt in red - chris de burgh
i just called to say (i love you, you cunt) - stevie wonder
just the cunt you are - billy joel

?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1182 on: July 11, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »
PHEW !!

how about - in no particular order of horror:

the cunt in red - chris de burgh
i just called to say (i love you, you cunt) - stevie wonder
just the cunt you are - billy joel

?

 :LMAO:  You are a classic!  Cracking up here....

More than a cunt - Bee Gees
I will always fuck you - Whitney Houston
My whining will go on - Theme from Titanic, Celine Dion

Lucifer, I could go on...


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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1183 on: July 11, 2007, 03:40:18 PM »
yes!  YES!

okay, how about...

total eclipse of the cunt - bonny tyler
uptown vag - billy joel (i really hate billy joel)
everything i screw (i've screwed it with you) - bryan adams
you're the clit that i want - the eejits from grease

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1184 on: July 11, 2007, 03:51:41 PM »
yes!  YES!

okay, how about...

total eclipse of the cunt - bonny tyler
uptown vag - billy joel (i really hate billy joel)
everything i screw (i've screwed it with you) - bryan adams
you're the clit that i want - the eejits from grease


I admit I did like total Eclipse of the Cunt when I was young and impressionable...it was a couples skate song at my rollerskating rink!

I'm with you on Billy Joel...

Damn, I have to go to work, but I'm sure I'll think of yet more of these classics!

Bryan Adams....Have You Ever Really, Really, Really ever Fucked a Woman?