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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #990 on: June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM »
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #991 on: June 29, 2007, 06:56:54 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.
i am pulling for option #2.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #992 on: June 29, 2007, 06:58:22 AM »
Me too.  Midgets are hot.   :wanker:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #993 on: June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #994 on: June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.
Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   ;)
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #995 on: June 29, 2007, 07:04:46 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.
Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   ;)

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #996 on: June 29, 2007, 07:15:54 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:04:46 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.
Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   ;)

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!
Indeed they can.  Isn't that what they're for? 
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #997 on: June 29, 2007, 07:17:15 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:04:46 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I2 no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.
Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   ;)

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!
Indeed they can.  Isn't that what they're for? 

Correct. 
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #998 on: June 29, 2007, 07:24:49 AM »
Do Australians make fun of Kiwi's the way Americans make fun of Canadians?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #999 on: June 29, 2007, 04:22:30 PM »
kiwis are yummy.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1000 on: June 29, 2007, 05:24:58 PM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:24:49 AM
Do Australians make fun of Kiwi's the way Americans make fun of Canadians?

Yes, all the time.  But it goes both ways.  NZ doesn't have snakes, so that's a bonus.  But they talk super funny.

Canadians have similar values to Australians I've heard.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1001 on: July 01, 2007, 05:23:38 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 06:15:03 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Ace on June 28, 2007, 11:30:48 PM
Eclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?
I like putting faces to names, is all.

No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster!

How about an avie again?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1002 on: July 01, 2007, 05:24:53 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1003 on: July 01, 2007, 05:31:35 AM »
Quote from: calandale on July 01, 2007, 05:23:38 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 06:15:03 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Ace on June 28, 2007, 11:30:48 PM
Eclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?
I like putting faces to names, is all.

No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster!

How about an avie again?

Maybe.  Just the patience to select one is needed.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1004 on: July 01, 2007, 05:32:51 AM »
Quote from: calandale on July 01, 2007, 05:24:53 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AM

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.

I'd post something pithy, but as you are drunk, I have no idea if you are joking or not.
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