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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #165 on: May 18, 2007, 06:13:56 AM »
And a PMS is?
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« Reply #166 on: May 18, 2007, 06:15:45 AM »
project management specialist.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #167 on: May 18, 2007, 06:16:54 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 06:15:45 AM
project management specialist.
It's a general title.  I consult...I specialise in certain areas.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #168 on: May 18, 2007, 06:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 06:16:54 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 06:15:45 AM
project management specialist.
It's a general title.  I consult...I specialise in certain areas.
imagine, if you will, that the new project was my flacid penis.

how would you consult it?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #169 on: May 18, 2007, 06:27:10 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 06:22:49 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 06:16:54 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 06:15:45 AM
project management specialist.
It's a general title.  I consult...I specialise in certain areas.
imagine, if you will, that the new project was my flacid penis.

how would you consult it?
I'd be looking at the length of the project and your budget...ie; could you even afford me  ;)
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #170 on: May 18, 2007, 06:35:31 AM »
do you accept payment in blood, sweat, and tears?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #171 on: May 18, 2007, 06:41:05 AM »
I was thinking you might have misunderstood my post and thought I was a prostitute actually!

Think the payment for the abovementioned task, is usually in the form of some other male secretion actually.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #172 on: May 18, 2007, 07:04:36 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 06:41:05 AM
I was thinking you might have misunderstood my post and thought I was a prostitute actually!

Think the payment for the abovementioned task, is usually in the form of some other male secretion actually.
spit?

what do you mean?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #173 on: May 18, 2007, 07:09:56 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 07:04:36 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 06:41:05 AM
I was thinking you might have misunderstood my post and thought I was a prostitute actually!

Think the payment for the abovementioned task, is usually in the form of some other male secretion actually.
spit?

what do you mean?
Are you trying to play dumb?  That doesn't work for me...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #174 on: May 18, 2007, 07:12:00 AM »
oh, i forgot.

maybe i am just trying to retreat, so that i may live to fight another day.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #175 on: May 18, 2007, 07:16:21 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 07:12:00 AM
oh, i forgot.

maybe i am just trying to retreat, so that i may live to fight another day.
You are starting to post like Calandale...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #176 on: May 18, 2007, 07:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 07:16:21 AM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 18, 2007, 07:12:00 AM
oh, i forgot.

maybe i am just trying to retreat, so that i may live to fight another day.
You are starting to post like Calandale...
god, i hope not.


do you own your own home?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #177 on: May 18, 2007, 07:18:19 AM »
Sticking to the singular rather than the plural?
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« Reply #178 on: May 18, 2007, 07:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 18, 2007, 07:18:19 AM
Sticking to the singular rather than the plural?
i can go plural, but it must be superficial plural.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #179 on: May 18, 2007, 07:22:16 AM »
Well, I don't want to answer the question or I may sound like a pompous tosser.
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