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Offline Eclair

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2007, 06:55:58 PM »
That's because you like 3somes and 69's!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2007, 06:57:10 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 06:50:08 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 06:47:22 PM
calm down calandale, you are scaring her with your dorkitude.

This is a free forum. I should be able to make MY kind of suggestive
comments too, you know.
no, like you, i live in my own version of what is true.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2007, 07:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 06:55:58 PM
That's because you like 3somes and 69's!


True. But I would have chosen Phi.

Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 06:53:31 PM

No anal sex after touching chilli's that's my advice to the wicked.

How about ben-gay as a lube?  :eyebrows:

Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 06:57:10 PM
no, like you, i live in my own version of what is true.

Crap. We'll, I'm going to have to change it so that I live in MY version.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2007, 07:12:45 PM »
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Crap. We'll, I'm going to have to change it so that I live in MY version.
i think that there is room for several alpha males just so long as one of them....you....doesn't become a sensitive little bitch.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2007, 07:15:46 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:12:45 PM
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Crap. We'll, I'm going to have to change it so that I live in MY version.
i think that there is room for several alpha males just so long as one of them....you....doesn't become a sensitive little bitch.

Aren't the two exclusive?

I am not an alpha male. Not sure what I am, but that ain't it.

I LIKE being a sensitive bitch.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2007, 07:16:48 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:12:45 PM
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Crap. We'll, I'm going to have to change it so that I live in MY version.
i think that there is room for several alpha males just so long as one of them....you....doesn't become a sensitive little bitch.

Aren't the two exclusive?

I am not an alpha male. Not sure what I am, but that ain't it.

I LIKE being a sensitive bitch.
i think that you enjoy being whatever pops into your mind and is convenient for the moment.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2007, 07:18:28 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:16:48 PM
i think that you enjoy being whatever pops into your mind and is convenient for the moment.

Better than you, who:
 
enjoy  whatever pops into your mouth and is convenient for the moment.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2007, 07:20:16 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:16:48 PM
i think that you enjoy being whatever pops into your mind and is convenient for the moment.

Better than you, who:
 
enjoy  whatever pops into your mouth and is convenient for the moment.
i have been pwned.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2007, 07:21:41 PM »
Although poops would have been a better choice than pops, I suppose.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2007, 07:24:37 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 07:21:41 PM
Although poops would have been a better choice than pops, I suppose.
further pwned.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2007, 07:48:37 PM »
How do You like Intensitysquared?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2007, 06:32:03 AM »
Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2007, 06:38:35 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 03:19:45 PM
Quote from: Peter on May 08, 2007, 01:11:56 PM
Do you plan on making yourself sexually available to us?

Tempting, but ummm let me think about it....
perhaps no...
but I saw your photo...yes your pubes need a trim.   ;)

Would you like the honour of trimming them?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2007, 07:04:20 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 07:08:26 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 06:55:58 PM
That's because you like 3somes and 69's!


True. But I would have chosen Phi.

Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 06:53:31 PM

No anal sex after touching chilli's that's my advice to the wicked.

How about ben-gay as a lube?  :eyebrows:


Re Phi...- 2+1 = 3, so it's ok.

No thanks...lube not needed...and certainly not that kind of stuff.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2007, 07:05:47 AM »
Quote from: keven on May 08, 2007, 07:48:37 PM
How do You like Intensitysquared?
With mushroom sauce and mashed potatoes....

and maybe a glass of water when it gets a little bit hot and spicy.
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